feel free to make ur own suggestions...
ga.... sorry, flav:
a rubber cannon dildo for his arse; 'cos the gooner-gobbling ends now, to be fair;
ja... sorry... trunk:
ricky's mum... wot else? (i bet she's a really lovely lady in real life; in fact i know she is);
ri... sorry... icky:
a glass of milk to line his stomach before each show; he drinks like a fish, to be fair; a guppy;
ricky's mum:
trunk (i hear he's hung like a wooly mammoth);
thelonious p wilderbeast:
pair of mr stato glasses, an abacus and an open university course on keynsian economics, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time;
spooky:
i'm struggling... a book of after-dinner stories/anecdotes so he can make out he's (even) more interesting during the introductions... and a kebab;
engineer al:
something tells me this dirty boy's into wild, hairy, smelly creatures... (skunk anyone?)
chicago dan:
lessons in "north london" english; if he didn't sound like a yankee c*nt (sorry, cunt) i could easily end up liking him. smash 'em, danny boy!
case:
ipad 2 or wotever the web-wizard wants... (had to say that 'cos he'll delete my post);
windy:
young cock. he deserves it. wot this boy doesn't know about up-and-coming cock ain't worth knowing, to be fair;
nan.... alysis:
a six year old bottle of kentucky bourbon. she'd like that i reckon.
all done with an affectionate tongue firmly wedged in your cheeks, lads... if anyone's upset they're just a stupid cunt, to be fair.
ga.... sorry, flav:
a rubber cannon dildo for his arse; 'cos the gooner-gobbling ends now, to be fair;
ja... sorry... trunk:
ricky's mum... wot else? (i bet she's a really lovely lady in real life; in fact i know she is);
ri... sorry... icky:
a glass of milk to line his stomach before each show; he drinks like a fish, to be fair; a guppy;
ricky's mum:
trunk (i hear he's hung like a wooly mammoth);
thelonious p wilderbeast:
pair of mr stato glasses, an abacus and an open university course on keynsian economics, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time;
spooky:
i'm struggling... a book of after-dinner stories/anecdotes so he can make out he's (even) more interesting during the introductions... and a kebab;
engineer al:
something tells me this dirty boy's into wild, hairy, smelly creatures... (skunk anyone?)
chicago dan:
lessons in "north london" english; if he didn't sound like a yankee c*nt (sorry, cunt) i could easily end up liking him. smash 'em, danny boy!
case:
ipad 2 or wotever the web-wizard wants... (had to say that 'cos he'll delete my post);
windy:
young cock. he deserves it. wot this boy doesn't know about up-and-coming cock ain't worth knowing, to be fair;
nan.... alysis:
a six year old bottle of kentucky bourbon. she'd like that i reckon.
all done with an affectionate tongue firmly wedged in your cheeks, lads... if anyone's upset they're just a stupid cunt, to be fair.
