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Grow up you wannabe gangsterShut up Mick. Get the nurse to tuck you in now.
Captain fucking Mainwaring over here.
You think we've played well Mick?I'd have hated to have been in a trench with some of you squealing lightweights.
What a bunch of spineless crybabies.
No it's not..Exactly. The Only One who has been playing well. One out of How Many? Not exactly a turnover to rave about.
3000% absolute manlets and crybabiesI'd have hated to have been in a trench with some of you squealing lightweights.
What a bunch of spineless crybabies.
Doesn't that hurt?
Where was my invite?