Transfers Summer 2016 Transfer Window Thread

[SchmoodSpur2013]

No actually, your wrong. considering all the extra money flowing in to the club, plus the fact were millions of quids in profit during this window, I foolishly thought that maybe, just for once, Levy would pay the money to get the manager his player.

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Like Wanyama, Janssen and N'Koudou you mean?

 

[Claud601]

Oh well guess we'll make due

 

[Jayc1]

Pretty obvious we were unlikely to sign anyone else after Lopez, guys....

 

[thegregulator]

I've been bitching but I will actually be relieved if we miss on sissoko

 

[Oracle]

Wilshere has blatantly only signed for Bournemouth because their kit sponsor is JD, chav cunt.

 

[SchmoodSpur2013]

Makes me laugh some of you turn your nose up at the potential signing of Mario Gotze because he's ''fat'' but are weeping into your pillows about missing out on Sissoko.

Just tremendous stuff.

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

 

[Jayc1]

Sissoko matches none of the clubs philosophies.

Young? No.
Presses? No.
Flexible? Not that much.
Motivated? No.
Fan of Spurs? No.
Good mentality? No.

 

[CJJ]

Poor old Sissoko might be sat in the services on the M6 waiting to know whether he's going to a medical in Enfield or Anfield.

 

[FOK]

Sissoko matches none of the clubs philosophies.

Young? No.
Presses? No.
Flexible? Not that much.
Motivated? No.
Fan of Spurs? No.
Good mentality? No.

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Fan of Spurs :eriksenlol:

 

[SchmoodSpur2013]

Sissoko matches none of the clubs philosophies.

Young? No.
Presses? No.
Flexible? Not that much.
Motivated? No.
Fan of Spurs? No.
Good mentality? No.

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At least he's not fat! Not like that shithouse Gotze.

Too good for Gotze but not for Sissoko.

Lol.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Fan of Spurs :eriksenlol:

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Jayc1 forgot 'courage'...

 

[Crockett]

Sissoko matches none of the clubs philosophies.

Young? No.
Presses? No.
Flexible? Not that much.
Motivated? No.
Fan of Spurs? No.
Good mentality? No.

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Scores 1 goal a season? Yes

 

[Totti]

Sissoko matches none of the clubs philosophies.

Young? No.
Presses? No.
Flexible? Not that much.
Motivated? No.
Fan of Spurs? No.
Good mentality? No.

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We've just signed Wanyama who isn't young, isn't flexible and isn't a fan of Spurs. Half way there though so it's all good.

 

[Furball man]

HOLY CRAP 52 funnies! My most funnied post of this thread and of mine all time haha. Loved doing this maybe I'll do a melt one in a couple of hours :eriksenlol:

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Please do

 

[Mensa]

Makes me laugh some of you turn your nose up at the potential signing of Mario Gotze because he's ''fat'' but are weeping into your pillows about missing out on Sissoko.

Just tremendous stuff.

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Glad you came back simply for today my friend!

Don't dare ask the WHO? question when they are desperate for signings

Christ do you remember the tears over Danny Welbeck on deadline day......

 

[Bergmattsson]

Robbie scored a decent goal for Ireland. Bring him home - for me :walkercry:

 

[Bjorn Synnes]

30 million for Sissoko is too much, levy won't pay that, just like he never bid 45 mill euro for max meyer earlier in the day lol

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I follow some of the national friendlies on the side here and Meyer seems to be red hot for Germany vs Finland - perhaps the boy is actually worth some euros

 

[Oracle]

Makes me laugh some of you turn your nose up at the potential signing of Mario Gotze because he's ''fat'' but are weeping into your pillows about missing out on Sissoko.

Just tremendous stuff.

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I wanted Francisco Skinny Román Alarcón Suárez all along.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Makes me laugh some of you turn your nose up at the potential signing of Mario Gotze because he's ''fat'' but are weeping into your pillows about missing out on Sissoko.

Just tremendous stuff.

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At least he's not fat! Not like that shithouse Gotze.

Too good for Gotze but not for Sissoko.

Lol.

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It was a joke! A joke about him being a little piggy Goetze!

Do you really not think we'd have been wanking ourselves into oblivion if we'd bought him?