Transfers Summer 2016 Transfer Window Thread

[Mensa]

Exclusive quote from Daniel Levy on BBC:

I paid £30million for the cunt just to shut up John Thomas on that bloody forum

 

[Oracle]

Relax. He just played the game today - without Everton bidding we wouldn't have got up to £30m and he'd still be at Newcastle.

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What game did he play last season when his team got relegated?

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

I think this fella is a shit footballer with an attitude to match. But there is nothing better than pissing on another clubs chips, especial Koeman the cunt.

 

[Super Jan Fan]

 

[Bush Hill Dave]

" it'll be a day no Bournemouth fan forgets"

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I make that right.

Poor bastards.

 

[BAE32]

What the fuck we actually bid 30m for Sissoko?

Fuck me what a waste of money, he's not even going to be our starting 11...

 

[SouthCoastSpur]

Seriously seriously off to bed, can't face Jim White bloody yellw tie anymore. Not even his perky titted companion making it worthwhile. I will see what the morning brings in all its glory!

 

[Parklaneyido]

Jim White on SSN 'poor old Everton, worked so hard on this deal all day blah blah fucking blah'

Oh my heart bleeds

 

[Melspurnian]

7 minutes to fuck it up

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Jim White on SSN 'poor old Everton, worked so hard on this deal all day blah blah fucking blah'

Oh my heart bleeds

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They're acting as if Everton initiated the bids and were after him all day until we swooped in at the last minute.

 

[Sicknotes sicknote]

I hope Sugars old fax machine is plugged in

 

[Totti]

I mean it COULD have been worse. We could have been a club that re-signed David Luiz

 

[ArtyB]

Former footballer Jack Wilshire has signed for Bournemouth. Assume as part of the coaching staff ?

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More likely to be the medical team...

 

[Oracle]

Re: Sissoko.

Overpriced, talented, but attitude is questionable.

I think our weakest area in the squad is depth behind Dembele, and he is clearly being brought in to fill that need. So for that reason, I think his true 'worth' to us may well be higher than his individual transfer value.

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Can you let us a melt a little longer before coming in with solid reason?

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

To put the 30 million into perspective in this window Chelsea signed Marcus Alonso for £23 million pounds, a gangly left back who will probably be on the bench. The window is spastic, I'm actually genuinely exited for Sissoko, exiting player.

 

[Art Vandelay]

Cheers. SchmoodSpur2013 is a cunt


Only kidding.

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Go back a few pages from here and just read. This is humorous.

Before I went to bed quite a few shot down the "melters" bemoaning a lack of activity. We look like signing a player that'll mean Carroll and Winks aren't in line for a Champions League spot in the team and they all melt over it.

Sissoko>Carroll/Winks it's that simple.

 

[SoCalSpurs]

If this gets done then all of a sudden I'll feel 10 times better with this transfer window. Whereas it seems the rest of you will feel 10 this worse. Maybe I'm not normal after all

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Maybe this signing is a good thing, so we can all stop hearing you bitch and moan for a change

 

[Furball man]

Merson is drunk

 

[Totti]

 

[Bazali]

Why are sky going on about wheelchair so much, " it'll be a day no Bournemouth fan forgets"

He's done fuck all for 8 years apart from fall apart

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The sea air will be good for his ankles, knees etc