Zlatans press conference today was a joke. He didn't say anything.
Basically he ruled out Malmö (which to be fair, most of us could've done for him and saved him the trouble!)
Maybe he's gonna have a weekly Press Conference from now until August where each week, our favourite Swedish egotist announces another club he's not gonna join...
Next week's THRILLING installment:
ZLATAN RULES OUT ROCHDALE!