Transfers Summer 2019 transfer thread

[VonnegutBusy]

So are you telling me that in the next 48 hours we will:

Sign:
Lo Celso or Fernandes
Sessengon
Coutinho (loan)

Its so ridiculous and I love it.

Coutinho will be a great stop-gap until we sign Fernandes next summer. No harm done.

 

[Johnboy40]

Why do you feel the need to misquote me fella.
I said it was embarrising to blame our end of season collapse in form on injuries and fatigue in light of ducking out of two transfer windows.
However, if seeing two transfer windows go by with zero investment in the squad makes you feel proud then good for you.
The model fan.

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I ain't the greatest supporter on the planet. Woukd never claim to be. I don't care enough, it ain't that important. Still rather be what I am than the kind of self important gobshite that couldn't even wait for 48 hours after the champions league final, when, I would suggest, half of our supporters hadn't got home, to start whinging about transfers.

 

[AlabamaSpur]

Pretty sure that's a 13 year old, my good sir.

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Upon further review there's no way that girl is 13. She's like 20 at least.

 

[hiatus]

How?

Pretty sure 22M for a year is much higher than what Coutinho is earning at Barca

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Cause its better than 22M+12M in wages?

 

[Cranston]

And chance Coutinho could be a sweetener for us to hold on to Eriksen for Barca?

 

[Steed_Train]

Anyone trolling opp fans about who they sign in the transfer window is a fucking loser anyway

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So West Ham fans basically

 

[Stanley]

 

[hiatus]

The fact it’s come out of nowhere, suggests it’s got legs.

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This makes zero sense but I know it to be 100% accurate.

Transfer windows are fucking stupid. We've probably been working on this for months and someone let slip and Levy is currently beating that person with a sack of doorknobs.

 

[Macch]

 

[FOK]

Fuck me.... Coutinho is in.... Miami

 

[hiatus]

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Fuck no.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

 

[Clynelish]

 

[StripiestPilot]

If....If...our window ends up with Eriksen going to United with Sessegnon, Lo Celso and Coutinho (loan) joining, that is more than acceptable. That would be great.

 

[hiatus]

Hahaha, I don't know how to embed a tweet, but this is fucking hilarious!! These ITKs have gone overboard here:

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Can he play RB?

 

[Chucklevision82]

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[Steed_Train]

Getting coutinho on loan if we lose eriksen is a step backwards imo

 

[FightingIllini]

Getting coutinho on loan if we lose eriksen is a step backwards imo

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It's just swapping one loanee for a cheaper one, while strengthening a direct rival. Madness.

 

[Joshking5]

What the fuck is going on with you guys!! Pull yourselves together!! I leave this thread for 45 minutes and apparently Poch is on the phone to Coutinho??



Don’t you know that levy is currently on Miami Beach, masturbating furiously at the thought of us having a positive net spend come Thursday 5:00pm in spite of us smashing our transfer record?!?!


Less hope more melting, that’s what I’m here to see! :soldadowatch::soldadowatch:

 

[SpursRomania]

Sell Eriksen for 50m and get Coutinho on loan with an option to buy next season.
Get Lo Celso and a RB in and I’m really looking forward to the new season. I mean we could surprise a few people in the title race.