Transfers Summer 2019 transfer thread

[Col_McCafferty]

So apparently both Lo Celso and Fernandes really want to join us but Levy is being a dick as usual.

Coutinho though, Poch is having to beg the guy on the phone to join 'little' Spurs. Beg. Like a dog.

Pathetic.

 

[Matt1882]

I fucking love this shit, it’s like Christmas, Birthday, and Easter wrapped up into 48 hours.

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Shit man, did no one even get you a card on your birthday?
Cause that's what this this is like.

If we can afford 21 million to get a player for one year then why can't we pay the extra 10 to get the bloke we have scouted and been chasing all summer?

Let's see where we end up on Thursday but this doesn't scream great planning does it

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Because it's all made up bullshit

We have probably hardly spoken to anyone. The plan has clearly always been to have an idea who we might like, if we sell some players.
We didnt.

 

[Stanley]

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More like:

 

[Jayc1]

£70,000,000 on Bruno Fernandes.

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What's your opinion on Bruno? Obviously very high, just curious what your detailed opinion is.

 

[FightingIllini]

I fucking love this shit, it’s like Christmas, Birthday, and Easter wrapped up into 48 hours.

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The summer where they were chasing around Lloris in the dark on Sky Sports on deadline day, and then literally after the clock struck midnight they went "oh and Clint Demspey too LOL" is the craziest one I can remember, but we're already approaching that and we're still two days out.

 

[VoiceOfThePoshSeats]

If we cant afford fernandes or lo cleso. Whats the fecking point in asking for coutinho???

 

[hiatus]

That's the easy bit... £250k a week could be a problem.

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[SoCalSpurs]

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And they say the perfect woman doesn't exist

 

[AlabamaSpur]

 

[Chucklevision82]

Shit man, did no one even get you a card on your birthday?
Cause that's what this this is like.



Because it's all made up bullshit

We have probably hardly spoken to anyone. The plan has clearly always been to have an idea who we might like, if we sell some players.
We didnt.

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Who the fuck invited Buzz Killington?!


COUTINHO!

 

[Hrytn]

I'm not a melter by any stretch of the imagination but I haven't got my head in the sand either.

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A bit twitchy

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Just 103 more pages....

 

[Alli-Luya]

I fucking love this shit, it’s like Christmas, Birthday, and Easter wrapped up into 48 hours.

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I shall name it Chribdaystermas.

 

[Cranston]

If we cant afford fernandes or lo cleso. Whats the fecking point in asking for coutinho???

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What was the point of going to the moon?

I don’t actually think that answers your question.

 

[hiatus]

So apparently both Lo Celso and Fernandes really want to join us but Levy is being a dick as usual.

Coutinho though, Poch is having to beg the guy on the phone to join 'little' Spurs. Beg. Like a dog.

Pathetic.

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I hope we buy them both and then hold a special event where they get to beat the shit out of Levy for 30 seconds at midfield of NWHL. Levy would sell tickets for £100 a pop and it would sell out in 2 minutes.

 

[Five]

That's my wife you watch your mouth.

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Does she do anal?

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

A but twitchy

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Definitely getting very twitchy.

 

[Honest John]

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This is more like it!

 

[hiatus]

I shall name it Chribdaystermas.

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[StripiestPilot]

Just seems odd that around 50 million has dropped off Coutinho’s price. They should be asking for way more.

Anyway, probably all bollocks. But a lot of fun.

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He has been shit for them and they are desperate to bring Neymar back, it's not that surprising that they are trying to flog him to an English club late in our window. He has no future there. The price reduction reflects the fact that he flopped.