Transfers Summer 2019 transfer thread

[jigz23]

Both. We're both.

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And the second girl too.

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It all makes sense now.....

 

[Devanteswing]

Coutinho isn't happening, seems like total nonsense from Sky.

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The usual places are sharing this from sources all over Europe.

I'm not so sure there isn't anything in it.

 

[jigz23]

Both. We're both.

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And the second girl too.

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But don't touch the watch.

 

[Get in!]

I guess it all boils down to whom you consider to be the most important person at the club.

Levy or Poch.

I back Pochettino and it's obvious that right now he's going to be unhappy that yet again Levy has made him look like an idiot.

The teams that finished below us have strengthened, two of the above are at least as good as last season so we haven't gained on them. Only wild card factor is Chelsea, personally I think they'll be doing well to finish Top 6 but time will tell.

Bottom line is that we're by no means guaranteed to finishing Top 4 and need more players. Ndombele isn't enough not by half. Wtf is Levy doing?!

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Wait, what? Why didn't someone point out to Levy that he only has 9 senior players. We need 11 you dumb fuck, Levy. ELEVEN!!

And subs.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

If we pass on Lo Celso and Fernandes and buy Coutinho for 100m I'm not going to be pumped about it.

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Fuck me, why did Ricky Sacks photoshop Coutinho in the theme of Captain EO?
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[Borodin55]

Coutinho isn't happening, seems like total nonsense from Sky.

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No really ???....

 

[Stanley]

I gotta get of the internet for a while. See you bunch of sadomassochists tomorrow.

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See you in 5 minutes :vert:

 

[Radical Rei]

I gotta get of the internet for a while. See you bunch of sadomassochists tomorrow.

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Aye I should probably take a break too see you later lads.

 

[Get in!]

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I'm going to go on twitter to ask him if we're getting Lo Celso or Bruno.

 

[Oracle]

Right no one make a ‘Have we signed Courinho yet?’ Thread we all know that’s where our negotiations tend to begin to stall.

 

[False 9]

Poch is a better negotiator than Levy

 

[Olaf]

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

 

[Aussie Yid in London]

I'm still waiting for pleb 's imminent announcement.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

 

[Claud601]

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[Bill Madrid]

Remember that deadline day a while ago now when Levy was phoning every manager in Spain with an in-form striker supposedly to do a last minute deal? There was much mirth here as one club after the other revealed they'd turned him down, there were 4 or 5 as I remember it, including Negredo, Llorente and Rossi. ¡¡¡Look at how desperate he is!!! they chuckled.

A more seasoned, cynical Tottenham-trained eye would have seen that we weren't actually trying to buy any of these players, the important thing was that we looked as if we were.

This Coutinho bollocks smacks of that scenario anew

 

[Claud601]

 

[Totti]

The last 2 hours have been fucking mental. What the fuck.

 

[Gatsby]

Imagine, not saying it’ll happen, but imagine.. we sign Dybala permanently and Coutinho on loan.