Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

[CerealMaterial]

Finally an ITK we can trust

 

[Ealesy]

Just waiting for the inevitable ‘Bale deal OFF’ tweets now

 

[Airfixx]

Remember when we got upset about Dele learning Spanish?

1. Crujiente
2. De Dos Pisos
3. Curly Wurly

 

[ElTel]

Spurs removed their pinned tweet

Is that good or bad?

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Jug eared mother fucker arriving just in time for part 2...

 

[tommyboyspurs]

cmonnnnnnnn

 

[poch's coat]

Any update on Troy?

 

[Totti]

 

[JanGinola]

Jesus Christ it’s like we’ve unlocked the next level of a game...

 

[tommyboyspurs]

Any update on Troy?

 

[Airfixx]

Lloris
Doherty Dier Alderweireld Regulion
Ndombele Winks Hojbjerg
Bale Kane Son

Hart
Aurier Sanchez Tanganga Davies
Lo Celso Sissoko Gedson
Bergwijn Weghorst Lucas

Gazza, Foyth, Lamela, Clarke

That, friends, is a four competition squad.

+ Sessengon on loan? :fingers:

 

[MVP]

I don't give a fick about no Wout Weghorst. Give me Baleeeeee

I think a 31 year old Bale, with no preseason, playing under Mourinho is not going to be as good as people think. I can just see Mourinho pulling him off and putting Sissoko on to chase an equalizer.

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

Just google image searched 'leticia miller feet'.

I'd empty my bank account to be smothered by her

 

[cretinousgoat]

I think a 31 year old Bale, with no preseason, playing under Mourinho is not going to be as good as people think. I can just see Mourinho pulling him off and putting Sissoko on to chase an equalizer.

Dear lord you've turned into a miserable old git recently mate. NO PISSING ON OUR BONFIRE FFS

 

[greenmanRD]

Jesus Christ it’s like we’ve unlocked the next level of a game...

We farmed for all that XP for years, let’s go!

 

[cretinousgoat]

I'd empty my bank account to be smothered by her

Same. I now have a raging boner.

 

[jigz23]

 

[Kaner Owns Woolwich]

 

[Ossie Wembley]

Bale isn’t the player he once was but is still absolutely deadly in front of goal. Watching him for Wales - it’s never in doubt when he is through

 

[Oracle]

Rather him then deeney

Deeney is English.