Just tell himMy boss on Monday, probably:
“So we went through your internet history and saw that you refreshed the twitter page for something called... (checks notes) Tottenham Hotspur approximately 3700 times on Friday. Care to explain?”

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Just tell himMy boss on Monday, probably:
“So we went through your internet history and saw that you refreshed the twitter page for something called... (checks notes) Tottenham Hotspur approximately 3700 times on Friday. Care to explain?”
Well he's right, you're a twat.
She probably smells incredible all the time
"BUT I WANT TO SEE THE FOOTBALL MAN NOW!!"I’m on holiday and out at dinner with the wife.
If you thought I’d be on my phone the entire time, you’d be absolutely right.