I've already got the melting paragraphs typed out and ready for when we have a shit window.
"Something something Juve rejects" perhaps?

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I've already got the melting paragraphs typed out and ready for when we have a shit window.

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Tbf one more meh performance from Bentancur & Kulu and they're going straight on the flop list. No nuance allowed.





I look forward to the Enic PR machine aggressively ramping up
Pints of milk all round at the corner shop
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I look forward to the Enic PR machine aggressively ramping up
Pints of milk all round at the corner shop
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The fat lump got sent off tonight
He did nothing wrong; ref was just in a fat-phobic mood.
I think you owe everyone an apology.Maybe I'm clutching at straws here, but is there a silver lining if we do miss out on CL and get Europa League?
I thought we’d been at war for the last 2 years?"Paratici is a tax dodging criminal"
"Levy has bought off the entire tabloid media"
"THE W-A-R IS ON!!!"
....TBH, this shit writes itself.
That’s like saying somebody is Oscar Pistorius with legs.Been linked to Seko Fofana
He is Moussa Sissoko with technical ability
Maybe I'm clutching at straws here, but is there a silver lining if we do miss out on CL and get Europa League?
When it comes to transfers, some of the names we seem to be linked with are young exciting prospects.
Spence/Singo, Brennan probably would not be trusted to start CL games, so they'd either play only domestic cups or be loaned out if we were in CL.
Same applies to current players such as Gil and Sarr.
But if we got Europa, they'd get game time, improve with Conte's training sessions, and we could develop super stars?!
EL would also be our best chance to break trophy duck atm (any competition with both City and Liverpool is looking tough next season!)
You’re probably not far off!
Except I reckon we’ll be fine at the end of the window. I reckon the club know exactly who we want. It’s gonna be first eleven starters coming in. So any tenuous links to random players who don’t go straight into the team can and should be disregarded