Unlike Davinson who also has long arms but uses them to throw himself off balance.
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Transfers Summer Transfer Thread 2023! - Closed (Maybe)
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Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me.Maybe some of their scouts are monitor lizards...
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They use reptilian algorithms in their database - when scouting players - that resemble the lizard brain.
Below are 2 examples of Spurs players bought as a result of the reptilian algorithms database analysis:
Reptilians are cold-blooded, i.e. the warmer it gets (until a certain point of course) the more active they get - just like Lo Celso: the further he gets away from cold England and the closer he gets to his warmer homeland, Argentina, the more active and fit he becomes.
Lizards move in short bursts because it is very difficult or impossible for them to breathe while running, as do not have a diaphragm helping them to expand their lungs the same as mammals do, and the side-to-side movement as they run does not allow them to expand their ribcages to inhale. So they’ll move quickly, then pause to catch their breath, then move again. Just like Ndombele.
And lizards mostly move in short bursts when they are hungry and smell/sees food. Ndombele, when he smells “food” – i.e. when his contract is about to run out – also starts to move about, in bursts, much more often and intensely than previously…
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I think you are on to something.
Apparently Levy spends a lot of time with George Soros and that pat on the leg from his wife was actually what devil worshippers do before they shapeshift back to Lizards.
Ugarte isn’t a €60 mill player
If we are too skint to afford the top choice manager that we spent 50 days doing due diligence on, we are going to achieve nothing in this transfer window.
Prices have gone up anyway, Levy will be too scared to invest in any players.
Prices have gone up anyway, Levy will be too scared to invest in any players.
What if there’s no position we’ll spend big on this summer?
Fucking Slut.
Neither is Richarlison, what is your point?
HARRY KANE has reportedly been offered to Real Madrid as Tottenham bid to derail a move to Manchester United.
The 29-year-old striker has a little over a year left on his contract and could jump ship this summer.
The 29-year-old striker has a little over a year left on his contract and could jump ship this summer.
Last time 'Camp Kane' trusted The Sun at Charlie's wedding all hell broke loose..... They thought they'd keep things a bit more low-key this time around.
Apparently the Scottish Sun is reporting a Spanish outlet's article namely Mundo Deportivo.
Will allow you to guess the quality of reporting in a publication name that translates to "Sports World "
Perhaps I'm deficient when it comes to guessing the quality of a publication based on it's name.
Kane seems pretty relaxed this time around. With one year left on his contract, he holds all the cards. Get sold to ManU this summer or get to leave for whatever club he wants next summer for a big signing off fee. I suspect he’s fine with either scenario.
He seemed pretty relaxed last time too.... Fucked off to Disneyland and forgot he had to come back to work.