Transfers Summer Transfer Thread 2023! - Closed (Maybe)

[NotThatTedHughes]

Since when is it a crime for an old white man to do some insider trading? #justiceforjoe

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If they arrested everyone on Wall Street who bought stock on a ‘friendly tip’, there would be no one bloody left.

 

[NotThatTedHughes]

Makes the decision to sack Poch even more shameless.

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Except half the fanbase were screaming for it.
Sometimes you get what you want.


(I was pissed although i didn’t want him back this time around).

 

[skywalker68]

Have we signed any center backs yet

 

[NotThatTedHughes]

Went to look at the data, seem Ibanez offers almost none of the things that Ange needs from his defenders in terms of passing or carrying the ball. Seems a solid defender though.

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Bremer-Lite?
His name has come up associated with various clubs for a couple of windows now. Agent pushing his availability?

 

[Airfixx]

Except half the fanbase were screaming for it.
Sometimes you get what you want.

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Just like Jose...

Just like Conte....

(I was pissed although i didn’t want him back this time around).

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Ditto.

 

[Richard Arlison]

maybe we should replace Hojberg with Redondo Jr?

They call roundabouts "Redondos" in Spanish. Would def be an upgrade on Hojberg who is more like a traffic cone defensively. At least they would need to go around Redondo.

 

[GOAT]

Have we signed any center backs yet

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Why are you asking? If you were a spurs fan, you should know?

 

[NotThatTedHughes]

Have we signed any center backs yet

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Yeah, I heard that we nearly got that guy from Leverkeusen but it turned out that he was a winger!!

 

[Matt1882]

It’s been quite the week.

1. Signed a player from Shakhtar on a free because of that weird FA rule.
2. Tried selling Sanchez to a Russian club when the rest of Europe is trying to avoid doing business with them.
3. Owner got charged for insider trading.

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Yeah but never take Saudi money cause they're immoral, init.

 

[skywalker68]

Yeah, I heard that we nearly got that guy from Leverkeusen but it turned out that he was a winger!!

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Ah so that would be a no then

 

[Starks]

Money talks. Pay the 50/60M

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What if they value him at 80m?

 

[Football Chap]

Can someone post a spider web thingymajig between Richarlison and Kolo Muani.

I just see them as 2 similar players.

I think we need something different to what we already have.

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[Herclueless]

maybe we should replace Hojberg with Redondo Jr?

They call roundabouts "Redondos" in Spanish. Would def be an upgrade on Hojberg who is more like a traffic cone defensively. At least they would need to go around Redondo.

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Leicester have just signed a cm that can do everything in that vid, maybe they fancy selling him for a quick profit??

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

Since when is it a crime for an old white man to do some insider trading? #justiceforjoe

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i was thinking making a trip to Patagonia to see if i could drum up a few character references for him , let me know if you fancy tagging along

 

[moo]

I love this club, there is never a slow day. Premier league asking clubs not to do business with Russia when they are the only one that wants our great CB. Bloated fucking FC!

 

[Richard Arlison]

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Harsh to use Richarlison last season

 

[NotThatTedHughes]

Ah so that would be a no then

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If our scouts were as smart as our fans, we’d have no CBs and 8 wingers.

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

By jove I think I've cracked the transfer formula! bare with me....

media links a player
player is club's main target
club doesn't sign player
levy is a c**t

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You might think that , I couldn’t possibly comment

 

[Richard Arlison]

So that's the Hoj replacement not needed.

Spend it all on CBs you bald dwarf

 

[skywalker68]

If our scouts were as smart as our fans, we’d have no CBs and 8 wingers.

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Oh but we have no CBs, so not that smart at all the scouts.
Obviously the fans are, smarter than you give them credit for, but unfortunately there is always a patronising, condescending bunch of cunts as you know