Transfers Summer Transfer Thread 2023! - Closed (Maybe)

[ElTel]

Season starts next weekend, still no CBs, nothing new there.
I am fully expecting to see Lenglet back, as " the alternative" but we tried.

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For the Brentford game it looks like it will be Dier alongside Romero. .........Lenglet will be he deadline day special

 

[WillWilliams]

I think a few on here are still clinging to the delusion that we will suddenly sign 4-5 players at the last minute.

The fact is this window is going to end up looking something like this

Ins
Vicario. Cheap
Phillips. Cheap
Solomon Free
Maddison £40
Tosin Cheap
Lenglet Cheap

Outs
Winks
PEH
Reguilon
Kane
Sanchez

Loaned
Ndombele
Spence
Probably a few more to keep the squad lean and the wages down.

Now I challenge anybody to tell me that will represent a good window with a straight face.

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“Sometimes it’s not the window itself..
You have to look at what surrounds the window”

Pretty sure Plato said that.

An example below.
Who cares about the fucking window!!! Not me and probably not Plato.

 

[oldwiltshireyid]

I woke up this morning here in sunny Melbourne expecting that we had not signed a CB. Again.

I was right. It's like fucking Groundhog Day under Levy.

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I woke up this morning and it’s pissing down with rain , felt exactly the same .
We live in hope !

 

[MVP]

What was the point of changing up the recruitment department if Levy is just going to do what he has always done?

 

[El flaco]

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[Murphy]

What was the point of changing up the recruitment department if Levy is just going to do what he has always done?

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Because they haven't started work yet

Anyone think City are trying to fuck us over on purpose with Munn? So they can win at ours?

 

[White Hart]

To me the Kessie link is the surest sign of any that Fabio Paratici is very much still running the show from behind the curtain, which fucks me off in a way that’s hard to put into words.

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He’s got the Covid example and is working from home.

 

[Zomb]

Season starts next weekend, still no CBs, nothing new there.
I am fully expecting to see Lenglet back, as " the alternative" but we tried.

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He won’t sign until last day of the window

 

[White Hart]

Starting to hope we don't get him..

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We don’t want to wait. We want Gift in the Present window.

 

[nicoclaesen]

They will miss one PL game (Man Utd)

May impact LC but likely to be knocked out by then

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I thought they’d miss a full month. Ok,sign Kessie because he’s an animal.

 

[MVP]

Because they haven't started work yet

Anyone think City are trying to fuck us over on purpose with Munn? So they can win at ours?

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Levy should have known that Munn couldn't start work before he hired him, he probably did know but just didnt give a shit, the same as he doesn't give a shit about consulting a fraudster.

 

[Larry David]

If we don’t sign a centre back today I’m going to listen to Adele on repeat in the shower while I cry wank over pictures of Vertonghen

 

[Zomb]

I thought they’d miss a full month. Ok,sign Kessie because he’s an animal.

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Even if they are away for a full month, I still think it’s only one PL game

 

[Zomb]

Levy should have known that Munn couldn't start work before he hired him, he probably did know but just didnt give a shit, the same as he doesn't give a shit about consulting a fraudster.

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I’m sure idiots were wittering about better due diligence after Paratici etc. complete bungle, sackable offence in most businesses but no, the spiv just keeps floundering along

Unbelievable state of affairs. Truly hopeless

 

[skywalker68]

What was the point of changing up the recruitment department if Levy is just going to do what he has always done?

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Because like his messages to the fans, they are all an act of lie's.
He is convinced that, he is correct in everything, even though a glance at his record, indicates a very different story.

 

[Matt1882]

Ang, 2 months after walking out on treble treble treble winners Celtic to join Spurs.

 

[Distaste for scouse]

Donatello sounds like he could be quality, Italians usually make good defenders.

Anyone got any Youtube clips?

 

[Richard Arlison]

If we don’t sign a centre back today I’m going to listen to Adele on repeat in the shower while I cry wank over pictures of Vertonghen

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Do that anyway.

As morning routines go...

 

[Jaynola]

Not to mention having 3 MFs that will leave for AFCON in January doesn't seem like smart roster building

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Smart roster building? At Spurs? Under Levy?

 

[Fattynomates]

I had a dream last night that we sold Kane and Signed Maguire! I think i need a break from this thread!