Transfers Summer Transfer Thread 2023! - Closed (Maybe)

[Spursidol]

Keep calm.

Trust the process.

48 hours is a long time in football.

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So is 20 minutes

Minute one - Amazing we've signed Barcelona's finest, Ansu Fati

Minutes one to twenty - he's always injured (no he isn't), can't sign on a loan without option to buy (Oh yes we can)

Minute 20 - He's not coming 1 (But I always wanted him)

There is almost 150 (3 x 48) chances of something similar happening in yhe next 48 hours.

So 48 hours is a VERY VERY long time in football !

 

[Deuterz]

Mitoma has only 2 years left btw and apparently on very very low wages close to 10K a week apparently.......

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That'll be a fantastic pick-up for a team with ambition.

 

[Richard Richard]

Last nights outing must have persuaded silly bollocks that the squad is good enough. Honestly, slaphead is the biggest loser going, he seems to revel in leaving this club short and with no chance of winning a faaaacking thing.

I’ve got to stop giving this prick my money, would love to know what he spends it on because it’s not spent on what we need to be successful

 

[GGTH]

No, because Son would move to CF.

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People are making these weird predictions because no-one has any clue where Fati was even supposed to fit in with our system. No wonder he's going to Brighton, it makes a lot more sense for his position.

 

[Starks]

Mitoma has only 2 years left btw and apparently on very very low wages close to 10K a week apparently.......

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Guess he's due a new Brighton contract then.

 

[Airfixx]

Do not think Johnson improves our side all that much, would of been much more excited with Fati even if it was for a year before going all out for eze

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What's Eze got to do with anything?

Completely different position/player.

 

[Get in!]

Fuck Fati, get Orban and Johnson!!!!

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Other than that, let's not panic buy.

 

[Starks]

View: https://twitter.com/ShamoonHafez/status/1696995689476055343

 

[tommyboyspurs]

Mitoma has only 2 years left btw and apparently on very very low wages close to 10K a week apparently.......

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and brighton have 115 mill in the bank, mitoma wont go for anything below 100 mill

 

[FightingIllini]

People are making these weird predictions because no-one has any clue where Fati was even supposed to fit in with our system. No wonder he's going to Brighton, it makes a lot more sense for his position.

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Your notion that he's happily signing up to deputize Mitoma for Europa League away days in Kazakhstan is laughable.

He will start.

 

[oldwiltshireyid]

If plans A and B ain’t happening , does anyone have any idea what plan C is ?

 

[Rebrov_Likes]

We used to be gazumped by Oligarch-backed Chelsea. Now it’s Brighton. You have to laugh at the shitshow Levy spins.

 

[Airfixx]

Pretty sure Tapsoba isn't happening Airfixx

Can I gloat about that one too?

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If it feels good; do it.

 

[NotThatTedHughes]

Brighton understand you make money in this game by winning. ENIC doesn't.

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Except Tottenham are the most profitable team in the EPL over the last decade.
You don’t make any money by winning domestic cups and it doesn’t move the needle on revenue.

 

[Airfixx]

Moves collapsed this fucking club. Daniel said no as they couldn’t agree on certain conditions after the work put in fuck this shit . Night y’all


blame levy itk

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You didn't want him on loan; you absolute shithouse.

 

[Cranston]

and brighton have 115 mill in the bank, mitoma wont go for anything below 100 mill

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He will. I could see us getting him for around £50 million with a year left.

Brighton are an excellently run club. They trust their scouting and will already have his replacement lined up.

 

[Starks]

We used to be gazumped by Oligarch-backed Chelsea. Now it’s Brighton. You have to laugh at the shitshow Levy spins.

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Is this really a gazumping?

If both of the offers were actually accepted, I imagine it came down to playing time more than anything as us and Brighton would have paid the exact same amount, no?

If Barcelona didn't want to include an option, it's likely because they want him back. Where would you send him? To a club who can get the most out of him or the other one?

 

[Spanish Spur]

Why are you all so sure fati to brighton is a done deal?

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

I really don’t care about not getting Fati, honestly, but if we don’t pull off SOMEONE namely Johnson now, Levy should go on September 1st. What a shambles.

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Pulling off someone

ENIC have taken us from Glory Glory to Glory Hole

 

[FightingIllini]

Except Tottenham are the most profitable team in the EPL over the last decade.
You don’t make any money by winning domestic cups and it doesn’t move the needle on revenue.

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If you want to see a needle move on revenue, watch the next five years at Spurs.

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