Transfers Summer Transfer Thread 2023! - Closed (Maybe)

[koko619]

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thanks 4 that gif gonna watch this movie now come back after to see if sum thing happend

 

[Fazz]

Staggered by the Stockholm syndrome in here.

Fucked in the ass again by Levy and co and still people jumping to defend them.

They literally left it to the last day of the window to "try" and get Kelly over the line. I mean let that fucking sink in for a minute.

The whole window and a wide world of available players and they come up with Johnson, Gallagher and fucking Kelly. And that's assuming we even get those three over the line in this last day. Otherwise we are going to wind up having spent zero net money.

Ok, so they might not the absolute worst owners in the league, Everton etc but they can't be far off.

I just can't even......

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I've been really quiet during this transfer window but I'll tell you something. I'd LOVE it if we signed all three, absolutely LOVE it.

 

[ArtyB]

This thread...."Buy a fucking defender, a winger and a midfielder now, pay whatever they want.....not those ones...and not for that money"

 

[JDefoe]

Don’t give up hope yet buddy.

We could still land Lloyd Kelly.

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£20m bid rejected by Bournemouth

 

[Deuterz]

This thread...."Buy a fucking defender, a winger and a midfielder now, spend whatever they want.....not those ones...and not for that money"

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People reel out this line every single time this happens.

Yes, people want us to spend on good players. That's not a hilarious caveat. Most fans are exactly the same.

People want a Bastoni, not a Lloyd Kelly. Shock.

 

[Pól]

PEACE

I'M OUT

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[Col_McCafferty]

I'm wondering what its going to take for the holdouts to wake up. Finishing regularly below Villa, West Ham and Brighton perhaps?

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Nah, they'll be fine with that.

Relegation, that's what it's going to take with some. After all, they're not the worst owners in the PL and we should be grateful to still be in business.

 

[Airfixx]

Bonucci went to Union Berlin for £3m this week. Personally I'd have signed him as cover and used his experience to help improve Romero and VdV rather than sign another young player to sit on the bench.

Anyway, that ship has sailed.

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When you say "ship" you actually mean rotting barge, yeh?

 

[sudoku]

9 hours left-9 deals?

 

[White Hart]

Lloyd Kelly, Lloyds motherfucking Kelly

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Seen him play a lot?

 

[AlabamaSpur]

Never seen so many players that sit the bench reject moves to places where they'd play a lot.

 

[Col_McCafferty]

thanks 4 that gif gonna watch this movie now come back after to see if sum thing happend

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[r-u-s-x]

There you have it, we should be grateful to Levy and ENIC for keeping us in business.

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Might want to reread that, it's not what's being said.

 

[LLB Part Deux]

so you're buying a player that isn't suited to the system AND he can't be trusted to start.

Just fucking admit it was an utterly stupid idea and move on rather then being a stubborn twat. It just makes you look utterly moronic when your response to being asked what would happen if a CB gets injured is to state we woukd have another CB on the bench ahead of him.

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Go out, get some fresh air or something my man. Got to be better than trying to build straw men arguments so that you can get angry with someone on the internet and relieve some deadline day tension.

Or have a wank. Whatever works for you fella.

 

[Sean]

Dunno man.... U21 is pretty young for a CB to have clocked much top flights football.

To me realistically close to what you're effectively describing is Phillips.... And we bought him already.

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Someone like Bella Kotchap for example has way more experience than Phillips but would still count as u21

 

[JDefoe]

So Felix to Barca is nearly done, along with Carrasco gone, perhaps Atleti come back in for PEH?


View: https://x.com/ffpolo/status/1697586828998508939?s=46

 

[todd1882]

It's been widely reported since Ange was reported that the three he wanted was Maddison, Van de Ven and Gallagher.

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And you believe that to be his true beliefs? You know, honest desires not filtered through the club's sources? Because now they are saying he also wants Johnson highly...you know, the player we'd been linked with for multiple windows.

Or, did the club package that bit of bullshit because those players were already on our list and we knew the deals would/could be done? Only takes a bit of critical thinking and experience with this club to come to a reasonable conclusion.

Remember when the club (Donna Cullen) said in the press that Poch was wanking furiously over our xfer business only for him to callout her and the club's bullshit? You don't smell bullshit now?

 

[Maureen]

Ange will wake up this morning thinking , Levy shouldn’t, he wouldn’t, he couldn’t . By lunch time his enthusiasm will start to ebb away by the end of the day he will be totally disillusioned,


Can’t see Ned Kelly or whatever his name is lifting the gloom

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Have we been interested in him for a while? Is wtf wait till last day? No need.for any replies we know why.

 

[Richard Arlison]

I don't necessarily disagree with you about the CBs but drop the faux mental health melodrama..... It's football ffs; not life n death.

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Depressed about your football team and Depression in real life are different.

You know that.

Rejecting offers for Dier and Dav is scandalous behaviour of the highest order

 

[Deuterz]