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Transfers Summer Transfer thread - 2024

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Herc cracking me up today.

Hercules​

There is another unnamed midfielder lined up, just Incase we can’t agree on Gomes.
Out of all the ITKs he is the one where I scratch my head and think how low does your IQ have to be to fall for this. For a start the cunt can’t spell to save his life and has he ever got anything right ever?

Some were waxing lyrical over him about Odobert because back in May he said we liked the look of a winger - boom, we get a winger and Herc called it apparently.

That site man
 
I'm glad he's giving us this incredible insight.

After the hundreds of reports linking us to a midfielder.
It’s a great gig tbh.

>Make vague comments about “wanting players”, coincidentally directly downstream of Ange and Gold saying that we want a midfielder and a winger
>Talk about a potential deal lined up, don’t elaborate on a name or details
>When name comes out in the press, then say “yeah that’s who I meant”
>if the deal doesn’t come off, make up some bollocks about fees
>if the deal does come off, take credit and immediately ask for £5k in donations

What a racket it is.
 
It’s a great gig tbh.

>Make vague comments about “wanting players”, coincidentally directly downstream of Ange and Gold saying that we want a midfielder and a winger
>Talk about a potential deal lined up, don’t elaborate on a name or details
>When name comes out in the press, then say “yeah that’s who I meant”
>if the deal doesn’t come off, make up some bollocks about fees
>if the deal does come off, take credit and immediately ask for £5k in donations

What a racket it is.
He are people this stupid, and how do I get them to give me £5k lol
 
It’s a great gig tbh.

>Make vague comments about “wanting players”, coincidentally directly downstream of Ange and Gold saying that we want a midfielder and a winger
>Talk about a potential deal lined up, don’t elaborate on a name or details
>When name comes out in the press, then say “yeah that’s who I meant”
>if the deal doesn’t come off, make up some bollocks about fees
>if the deal does come off, take credit and immediately ask for £5k in donations

What a racket it is.
Yep and if we sign someone where you can’t retroactively make some of your vague shiete fit - you either say you shared behind the scenes but it was deemed to sensitive to share or like Trix did this week, it was apparently so top secret our own marketing team didn’t know about it
 
He knows he can't get a gig in the PL.

Thinking that he has worn the England shirt and deserves a mega deal pays little dividends when you have the attitude of an arsehole.
Horse shit. Toney was a late bloomer, never played for a big club. His career earnings are small.

He has an opportunity to earn 15m a year tax free in saudi for a few years. Thats the equivalent of 600k a week from a premier league club. its a no brainer he will accept.
 
Out of all the ITKs he is the one where I scratch my head and think how low does your IQ have to be to fall for this. For a start the cunt can’t spell to save his life and has he ever got anything right ever?

Some were waxing lyrical over him about Odobert because back in May he said we liked the look of a winger - boom, we get a winger and Herc called it apparently.

That site man

WLB is close or thereabouts, and Dragon 1 (form another Spurs site) pretty close.

As for the rest, they are no more ITK than Mystic Meg was.
 
He are people this stupid, and how do I get them to give me £5k lol
Step by step guide mate:

Change name to Murphules
Forget how to spell
Convince A&C that you have an inside man at the club who tells you everything and get yourself a blue background

Then the tricky part - post the vaguest shit imaginable that could cover off us trying to sign a keeper or selling a striker.

Then shamelessly claim any transfer made as one you called - “see, I told you we would sign a player”

Gullible cretins will queue up to tell you how wonderful you are
 
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