Match The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur vs West Ham United

[Danoir]

Noble and jenkinson have been spectators today. Talentless cunts

 

[Totti]

I love this togetherness.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

I WANT A FOURTH!!!

 

[NorseYid]

Bentaleb should be available, and Mason. Leave Dembele where he is I reckon, it suits him just fine.

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I'd just let Mason replace Alli

 

[Aussie Joe]

Are we sure Jenkinson isn't playing for us?

 

[NorseYid]

Sakho just keeps on making problems. On and on and on. How is he still on?

 

[SydneySpur]

Rose going for a DDT

 

[existenzrippchen]

What a bunch of cunts...

 

[NorseYid]

WTF is Reid doing grabbing Rose there? WTF????

Leagues dirtiest team, worse than Stoke.

 

[ILSpur]

God I hate these cunts. I want a fourth now just to fuck them even further.

 

[Totti]

93rd minute Kane hattrick please.

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

the pikeys think that they are in an octogun. this isn't ufc cunts

 

[NorseYid]

At least Stoke are good at being strong, physical and brutish c*nts.

WHU are just shit. Dirty, thugging and getting absolutely nowhere doing it. Bottom-feeders.

 

[Melspurnian]

They keep starting these fights ffs. Why are our players getting in trouble

 

[Chelmsford Spurs]

Give him a fucking break you cunt. He's young learning and gets stuck in. He'll wise up in time. We have options instead of him against Chavski.

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Because that makes me a cunt? Behave, give him a fucking break? Not as if I've ever slated him, not even slating him now you utter twat, just no need to get involved.

 

[Danoir]

Jan Molby saying that playing us is a nightmare, because we'll keep going.

You know we're doing something good here when a scouser is saying something like that.

 

[kingdawson]

Yeah exactly. Lamela will just slot in for Alli and we'll play a fluid front four.

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Ah ok you mean lamela behind kane.

 

[Mick Cooper]

93rd minute Kane hattrick please.

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3 in a minute's a tough ask

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Look how fucking rattled they are. They're helpless and they know it. Completely out of their league on the pitch.

 

[Totti]

Ah ok you mean lamela behind kane.

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or Son.

but Lamela will be the one to replace Alli (hopefully)