I’m ruling out FarageHa!
My book's a historical tale of intrigue, murder and madness set in the 18th-century court of Philip V, who believed he was a frog.
I mean, who hasn't at one time or another?
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I’m ruling out FarageHa!
My book's a historical tale of intrigue, murder and madness set in the 18th-century court of Philip V, who believed he was a frog.
I mean, who hasn't at one time or another?
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It's not about slamming Kudus - kid had a terrific first season and an okay second. I don't even give a shit he's West Ham and was a cunt a la Matty Cash/Yates against us.
It's about not wanting to spend 50 or 60 mil on him just cause the pikeys are in the shit...and wanting us to sign someone one or two levels above. Same as with Tel really.
Like I said earlier, imagine who we could sign with that 80-90 mil plus their combined wages. But we always go for quantity over quality.
Let's not even talk about how poor Mikey Moore & co aren't gonna get mins cause our Dear Leader prefers foreign imports for commercial purposes.
If Mbuelo's support for Man Utd is greater than his desire to play CL football, then so be it...Can't work out why Eze is not in a Spurs shirt right now. Tick's all the boxes, including his own desires, for me!

Purely speculative bullshit that Kudus is our main transfer target, to be fair.
However, it doesn’t matter if Eze has good stats compared to non big 6. Hes worse than Maddison.He turned 27 yesterday mate
And the bottom line is just that he is a better footballer today than any of the attacking alternatives we've been connected to.
Probably the best player in the Premier League not playing for one of the 8 mega-money sides? Perhaps even the best not in the Big Six? (Isak I guess)
I don't agree with this (and I love Maddison), don't agree that he couldn't fit or be made to fit in our front line, and just generally feel like it's rarely so simple as to be able to transfer those funds to an "equivalent" player as a 6 or wherever else.
The players we end up signing are always our No 1 targets. Levy is the Luke Littler of the transfer world...except he never wants to pay 180.Heavy media rumours that Kudus is our main transfer target? Good player but not sure if this Maverick is what we need?
Spoke to her at work once or twice *BLATANT I've worked with Jenna Ortega comment* ...so I guess that's basically the equivalent of the club showing an interest in the player....
I once had dinner with Pixie Lott and she asked me to refill her glass with water cause the jug was out of her reach. That was her coming on to me, right? Forget that our date was attended by 500 people or so...she asked me!Spoke to her at work once or twice *BLATANT I've worked with Jenna Ortega comment* ...so I guess that's basically the equivalent of the club showing an interest in the player....
Fortunately she spoke back, so that's a bit like Spurs opening negotiations with that player....
But since working with her, she still hasn't returned my 1078 messages, (the club puts in multiple derisory offers which were rejected out of hand) so I guess the deal's dead in the water!!
Hopefully Spurs have more luck with our targets!
At least she didn't call security on me!
No. It's random.
Well factually Eze was less productive than Maddison last season.I don't agree with this (and I love Maddison), don't agree that he couldn't fit or be made to fit in our front line, and just generally feel like it's rarely so simple as to be able to transfer those funds to an "equivalent" player as a 6 or wherever else.
Sure-thing PL stars with 68M release clauses don't come around every day, and even less so as crowd-pleasing London lads keen to join us.
To your earlier post, I don't disregard the issues with fitting the team together while forcing Eze into it, but I am ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN he will not be a "waste of money" and among the candidates that have been named in this thread, he is one-of-a-kind in that respect.
Will go there and play every match for five seasons.Oddly specific.
Wish Richy wasn't a walking injury, but since he is i hope this is true.
Another experienced player we can sell and replace with some random youngsters from the LMNOP league.
Richi available for half the season is probably going to be better then the random kid we replace him with.
....not if we can get some decent money from Gala for him...Another experienced player we can sell and replace with some random youngsters from the LMNOP league.
hahahahaha oh yous a funny muthafucka, is you chris tucker?....not if we can get some decent money from Gala for him...
Anything around £30m which isn't out of the question, we could DEFINITELY put it towards funding THAT player....
Plus it frees up a squad place for Europe doesn't it ? (I'm still not sure how it works...)
Feels like We're struggling to get one or two names in that qualify for CL squad, yet Chelsea are signing everyone, have a squad of 50+ players without a care in the world for quotas or PSR it seems!
Richi available for half the season is probably going to be better then the random kid we replace him with.