To make money for the baldy cunt?
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Transfers The Summer Transfer Edging Thread 2025
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Don't doubt his quality, but that was not the point of my post.
Would be a very good signing but he thinks we are beneath him, that is why he joined Juventus last Jan instead of us... not being bitter just was the consensus from all the journos & a comment from his agent. Hence why we went in hard for plan B aka Tel in the end, Kolo was Plan A.
In the mold of what franks wants Striker / winger plays across all front positions, scores, assists, fast & ability to take on his man n beat him / 1 on 1's. Frank can easily make him into his Mbeumo/Wissa, he already has the attributes.... we should be all over him, but hes not so keen , even if he came we'd only be his stepping stone (i could stomach the latter as long as we had an insanely high release trigger clause that was secret , confidential & only known to a bipartisan third party lawyer
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And Tel was already here
I'd call it three, Kudus and Takei obviously, and Vuskovic because whilst the deal was agreed ages ago, he's only physically arrived at the club to train and be available for selection now.
Danso and Tel only count in terms of bean counting, they were in the squad last season, their signings do not enhance the squad from where we were when Brighton humped us back in May.
That's a average window
And Kudus already lived in London, so he doesn't count either.
Because Newcastle don't pay big wages???
Ederson for me should be our prime target for no 6 role. Id swap bissouma for paqueta as well. Lookman i want as well as striker.
Nah there's a caravan tax on top extra 10M + 2.5M (MOT - Mong Obtuse Tax)
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Yes but does he know how to use them - I’m being serious
Would really piss off tha bubble blowers lol ( has the match fixer put in a TF request or something )
Ever wonder how we became the 9th richest club in the world? No, you probably didn't.
And signing players and sponsors is not mutually exclusive, you know. You do know that, right?
Sorry I can tell you are pissed off and raging, but there comes a point where you just have to laugh and not take this shit seriously anymore.
The absolute, A-B-S-O-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-L-U-T-E state of this fucking club.
I am so fucking absolutely FUCKING sick of it.
Fucking, fucking hell.
That bald mthrfkng CUNT is a sadistic, sociopathic goblin troll.
Impossible to detest him enough.
Impossible.
He's a fucking curse.
We just reached that point.
We knew we were interested in Kudus, Solanke, Bergvall, Johnson, Maddison, VDV, Porro, and Dragusin weeks before...and i'm probably missing some. What on earth are you talking about????
I am absolutely incandescent.