GK
Serious question marks over all of them
CB
- Romero doesn't wanna be here, likely to miss a substantial chunk of matches (again)
- VdV is a 3-month injury waiting to happen
- Ben Davies should do a Sonny really
- Danso is a good deputy
- Drag been a waste of 25mil, Chiriches regen
- Vusko only a kid but exciting
- Takai...lol
- Archie ain't a CB
RB
- Porro's G/A contributions are decent, just needs to up his defensive game
- Djed has had max 10 good games in a Spurs shirt
- Archie ain't a RB
LB
- The longer Udogie is out, the better
- Djed: see above
- Imagine Ben vs any decent RW
- Archie ain't a LB
DM
- Fulham star & Bayern reject
- Biss was great vs FC Bløgjurk & AS Duiterdam
- Bentancur will think Sonny's still here when he sees Yang
- Is Archie a DM?
CM
- Thank god for Bergvall
- Sarr's make or break season
- Devine
AM
- Madders must stay fit & focused the whole season
- MGW
- Swedish snail
RW
- Kudus: let's hope Season 3 really is better than Season 2, as a great Ozzy Greek philosopher once said
- Tap-in merchant
LW
- Tel: 40mil people...40mil...
- Odobert: 30mil people...30mil...
- Yang
ST
- Solanke is to Kane what I am to Chris Hemsworth
- Clay pigeon
- Scarlett
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