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Transfers The Summer Transfer Edging Thread 2025

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Anyone with decency and integrity does this:

"My bad, fans... you give the club so much and have made me super rich... look, here's (or something like):

Akliouche
Wissa
Savinho

"...we're so sorry you had to go through traumatic transfer shit like that again, especially so soon after MGW... we really value you and hope this will go some way in regaining trust in my recently stated goal of pushing for the Title and CL, so you know I wasn't lying and taking the piss out of you, mocking you, because I hate you and think you're just irritating muggy punters who should just shut up and lap up the slop I serve you. Because that's not true, guys."
 
I haven’t seen any of this since last night.
So forgive me if this has been said already.
Any chance Levy’s been scammed? Eze a gooner fan. The Gooners in earlier for him. Palace boss being a bit of a prick. Did they agree this way earlier and have just been stringing Dan along to waste his and the clubs time? It would take all 3 to be involved but is it possible? A weird contract between the 3 to cause us issues?
 
Ballyhack Spur said:
I haven’t seen any of this since last night.
So forgive me if this has been said already.
Any chance Levy’s been scammed? Eze a gooner fan. The Gooners in earlier for him. Palace boss being a bit of a prick. Did they agree this way earlier and have just been stringing Dan along to waste his and the clubs time? It would take all 3 to be involved but is it possible? A weird contract between the 3 to cause us issues?
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Possible. But he should have seen it a mile off.
 
SpaggyBoy said:
Does it even matter anymore? Whoever we get more will either be more cheap shit, or the Bald Cunt will find a way of fucking up another deal.
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Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBC
 
Ballyhack Spur said:
I haven’t seen any of this since last night.
So forgive me if this has been said already.
Any chance Levy’s been scammed? Eze a gooner fan. The Gooners in earlier for him. Palace boss being a bit of a prick. Did they agree this way earlier and have just been stringing Dan along to waste his and the clubs time? It would take all 3 to be involved but is it possible? A weird contract between the 3 to cause us issues?
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Good points but ultimately I don't give a flying fuck about Eze any more and barely gave a fuck about him when we were supposed to be signing him.
The Leicester lad has more upside about him and Danny boy should gazump Palace.
 
Ballyhack Spur said:
I haven’t seen any of this since last night.
So forgive me if this has been said already.
Any chance Levy’s been scammed? Eze a gooner fan. The Gooners in earlier for him. Palace boss being a bit of a prick. Did they agree this way earlier and have just been stringing Dan along to waste his and the clubs time? It would take all 3 to be involved but is it possible? A weird contract between the 3 to cause us issues?
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The more I think about it ; the more I’m glad we didn’t get him .

Levy’s always done transfers in the way that Sting and his wife , reportedly , have sexual intercourse ;
the whole process is extremely long ; drawn out , arduous and takes forever to reach a climax
( which is purposefully delayed by one party { in our case our man Dan } by all manner of special techniques and un-natural practices ) . The Art of the Tantric Transfer , if you will .

The Arse basically had a sub- 30 second quickie in the stationary cupboard with a willing participant from the typing-pool …. They’re welcome to each other IMO .
 
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John Duncan said:
The more I think about the more I’m glad we didn’t get him .

Levy’s always done transfers in the way that Sting and his wife , reportedly , have sexual intercourse ;
the whole process is extremely long , , drawn out , arduous and takes forever to reach a climax
( which is purposefully delayed by one party { in our case our man Dan } by all manner of learned techniques and un-natural practices ) . The Art of the Tantric Transfer , if you will .

The Arse basically had a sub- 30 second quickie in the stationary cupboard with a willing participant from the typing-pool …. They’re welcome to each other.
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That is quite possibly definitely the most unexpected post ever on TFC.
 
Ballyhack Spur said:
I haven’t seen any of this since last night.
So forgive me if this has been said already.
Any chance Levy’s been scammed? Eze a gooner fan. The Gooners in earlier for him. Palace boss being a bit of a prick. Did they agree this way earlier and have just been stringing Dan along to waste his and the clubs time? It would take all 3 to be involved but is it possible? A weird contract between the 3 to cause us issues?
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No Havertz got injured and that made Woolwich react.
 
John Duncan said:
The more I think about the more I’m glad we didn’t get him .

Levy’s always done transfers in the way that Sting and his wife , reportedly , have sexual intercourse ;
the whole process is extremely long , , drawn out , arduous and takes forever to reach a climax
( which is purposefully delayed by one party { in our case our man Dan } by all manner of learned techniques and un-natural practices ) . The Art of the Tantric Transfer , if you will .

The Arse basically had a sub- 30 second quickie in the stationary cupboard with a willing participant from the typing-pool …. They’re welcome to each other IMO .
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You know what?

Thank you!

Genuinely, thank you! I was looking for a cue to stop posting about all this and you’ve done it.

Honestly, legit one of the Top 5 posts I’ve ever read on here.
 
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