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Transfers The Summer Transfer Edging Thread 2025

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This might shock you, I was not.

There goes that theory ye nutter.

So then you think the team was being coached well by Wells and Mason?

I simply do not understand how you could think last season's player performances were indicative of anything
Look at Sarr for instance - in 3 games he has shown more than he did the entire of last season - and that has nothing to do with his natural ability
 

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Well, well, well.

Xavi Simons eh?

Like the fat bird at the disco, she looked at me at 9.30, in my Marks and Sparks pullover and delicious corduroy trousers and thought she could do better.

Guess what, it's 1.45am, everyone else has partnered up, and considering how much I've drunk, I have a roughly 58% chance of implementing (and maintaining) an erection.

And all of a sudden she's keen.
Just as your about to get her into the taxi to go home , Chelsea pulls up in its Ferrari outside the club , and wolf whistles to the bird , you will have to make do with eating a dodgy kebab alone!!! :mourbye:
 
Well, well, well.

Xavi Simons eh?

Like the fat bird at the disco, she looked at me at 9.30, in my Marks and Sparks pullover and delicious corduroy trousers and thought she could do better.

Guess what, it's 1.45am, everyone else has partnered up, and considering how much I've drunk, I have a roughly 58% chance of implementing (and maintaining) an erection.

And all of a sudden she's keen.

Were they Jumbo cords?
 
There might be a small chance of signing Simons if Frank can convince him of a clear plan and that he would be a fundamental part of our team. Rather than chelsea's 14th signing who might or might not start often there. Depends on his character and ambition I guess.
 
Why are these reporters so bad at writing?

"other alternative targets"

Unless the targets we are prioritising happen to be metalheads, there is no reason at all to use both "other" and "alternative" one after the other...

:contehandshead:

Cos they're not trained/schooled professionals in any way..... Just hack, chancers with a smart phone.


Even the old-school raincoat tabloid journos were compelled to have proper English skills.
 
Just as your about to get her into the taxi to go home , Chelsea pulls up in its Ferrari outside the club , and wolf whistles to the bird , you will have to make do with eating a dodgy kebab alone!!! :mourbye:
But you console yourself with the re-assuring thought that you only want fatbird in your house if she genuinely improves the place, and that there was a very real chance of her breaching the strict "no dickheads" rule.
 
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