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Bazali said:
You can imagine what it was like having my first piss after that

And all because my procedure, a simple cystoscopy, was on a Friday afternoon and the Urologist was running late and skipped vital parts of it especially lube on the camera which goes straight through your urethra again through your prostate and sphincter into your bladder!!

Enlargement of my prostate thankfully proved to be benign and with Tamsulosin returned to its normal size but I’m on it for life and it had its own side effects!!

So keep drinking at least 1.5 litres of water a day which helps prevent it and is also good for your kidneys!

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Mate I had it done for my chronic kidney stones. NEVER AGAIN. I am NEVER letting anyone shove an instrument down the opening of my bellend ever again. Fucking liars, rubbing some 'numbing' gel on the tip and telling me it would make a difference and would not hurt.

Lying bastards! I lost my faith in humanity that day.

Having it removed a few days later was fucking awful too...
 
Bazali said:
Now you’re talking

I’ll raise you a cystoscopy without lube like I had at Lincoln the other year which resulted in an Ombudsman’s complaint and disciplinary action against the female urologist man hating bitch that did it!!
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You're making my arse pucker...
dragging rick santorum GIF
 
GOAT said:
Mate I had it done for my chronic kidney stones. NEVER AGAIN. I am NEVER letting anyone shove an instrument down the opening of my bellend ever again. Fucking liars, rubbing some 'numbing' gel on the tip and telling me it would make a difference and would not hurt.

Lying bastards! I lost my faith in humanity that day.

Having it removed a few days later was fucking awful too...
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So try and imagine it without the numbing gel!

I’ve had about 6 and hopefully no more

I have to self catheterise a few times a month but it used to be twice a week!

You can always tell by the flow when you need to do it

Strictures along the urethra get bigger and block the flow so you have to be careful in public toilets as the urine can squirt out at angles which can hit fellow users who usually aren’t impressed by your explanation that you need to self catheterise!!
 
FightingIllini said:
He still talks about it all the time.

The guy is very sentimental, that's part of his problem as a superclub manager.
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But most the time when he's speaking of it its responding to leading questions from journalists and, like I said, the guy is a serial flatterer.

No one with a special affinity for Tottenham Hotspur would have called Chelsea the "greatest team in England".


Anyway, I think the journos just know how to get a soundbite from him they can package into clickbait to sucker in saddo Spurs supporters.
 
MemphisWill said:
But most the time when he's speaking of it its responding to leading questions from journalists and, like I said, the guy is a serial flatterer.

No one with a special affinity for Tottenham Hotspur would have called Chelsea the "greatest team in England".


Anyway, I think the journos just know how to get a soundbite from him they can package into clickbait to sucker in saddo Spurs supporters.
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Yes I couldn’t believe it when Poch said that about the Chavs as he must be aware of their history!
 
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