Thought I’d use an obvious one rather than trying to be a little more Entrecôte
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Sorry Mrs P. My puns are a load of old tripe.Good grief, is that the best you can come up with? I would have steak-ed good money that you could have come up with something better.
I thought you had been cured of your pun fetish
That's true. He told me he was on the straight & marrow, too.
Enough, my heart can't take any more!
His lie must have been like a punch to the kidney
TBF, the amount of humour in all this is lean at best.......
OK, I get the message, I’ll make my excuses and cleave now.
Yes. It was as though he'd attacked me with his chopper.
I think you mean chipolata
Very wise. This lot will make mincemeat out of you.
I suppose you’re not wrong, to be Frank. Give yerself a Pat on the back.Another thread butchered!
I'll meat you halfway..... And shoulder some of the blame myself.
No, the steaks were too high.
he could rise like a salmon, incredible for a bloke his size.
Oh my cod, please don't start on fish, this lot don't need any encouragement
I think you meant - oh my Cod!Oh my cod, please don't start on fish, this lot don't need any encouragement
