My son in law is a Woolwich supporter (I know, I know...but in my defence I didn't learn that until after the wedding). He wants us to stay up because he says it's a guaranteed 6 points every season for them, and we always seem to sneak a few points from City. I hate that he's not completely wrong.
I gave my daughter two dating instructions - make sure any partner treats you well and definitely no Gooners!
She failed magnificently on the second one!

They’ve just had a child together. My first Grandson is going to be a Gooner!

I’ve warned him I’m waiting in the wings for when he wants to rebel against his father and leave the dark side!

