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Match Tottenham Hotspur VS Ipswich. Sunday the 10th of November @2pm.

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Porro might not smash people but he is aggressive

Know what you mean though - a booming tackle raises the crowd 100%

Porro's "aggressive" in that he'll rashly leap in to make an interception - miss both ball and man leaving the entire team exposed.

What he won't do is commit 100% to a tackle where he has to put his own body on the line. Saw it today. Seen it all season. And I'm getting sick of it. I like him but he's just not getting it done.
 
Get yourself over to Mauritius and do a bit of swimming with the dolphins in the morning and perineum sunning in the afternoon.

Life changing.

Sort your chi right out.
Have you turned into me?!

Swam with Dolphins in Zanzibar, very disappointing as they just swam off and I got proper sunburnt, the Safari before around Tanzania was good though.

If you go, wear a t-shirt or plenty of sunscreen (and I hate sunscreen!), Will is happy to apply it to your perineum The Absolute GOAT The Absolute GOAT
 
Porro's "aggressive" in that he'll rashly leap in to make an interception - miss both ball and man leaving the entire team exposed.

What he won't do is commit 100% to a tackle where he has to put his own body on the line. Saw it today. Seen it all season. And I'm getting sick of it. I like him but he's just not getting it done.
When Thick Dundee goes Walkabout and a proper manager arrives ( no not you Mase ) Porro will be gone inside 12 months. He’s very little different to Sergio Regulion in terms of full credibility. Udogshit is similar.
 
Renton would be perfectly cast for that rant.


View: https://youtu.be/RCxgqHqakXc?si=WsOJ-xst9m279ThR

Instead of Choose Life it could be titled Fuck Spurs!

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Choose Spurs. Choose a seat. Choose a stand. Choose a pizza. Choose a pint of overpriced beer. Choose a replica shirt, hat, half and half scarf, and garden gnome. Choose Levy, Ange Postegoclou and F1 go-karting-track. Choose the Skywalk. Choose an evening climb. Choose your hospitality level. Choose a track suit and backpack. Choose Spurs wallpaper in a range of patterns. Choose a loge and wondering who the fuck is that £50mn donkey we just bought. Choose sitting next to someone eating fudge cake, listening to a mind-numbing half time interview, stuffing fucking popcorn into your mouth. Choose wasting your life watching over paid primadonnas who don't really give a fuck pissing about pretending to play football, you're nothing more than an embarrassment to the legends who you have replaced. Choose your team. Choose Spurs. . ..
 
Choose Spurs. Choose a seat. Choose a stand. Choose a pizza. Choose a pint of overpriced beer. Choose a replica shirt, hat, half and half scarf, and garden gnome. Choose Levy, Ange Postegoclou and F1 go-karting-track. Choose the Skywalk. Choose an evening climb. Choose your hospitality level. Choose a track suit and backpack. Choose Spurs wallpaper in a range of patterns. Choose a loge and wondering who the fuck is that £50mn donkey we just bought. Choose sitting next to someone eating fudge cake, listening to a mind-numbing half time interview, stuffing fucking popcorn into your mouth. Choose wasting your life watching over paid primadonnas who don't really give a fuck pissing about pretending to play football, you're nothing more than an embarrassment to the legends who you have replaced. Choose your team. Choose Spurs. . ..
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Have you turned into me?!

Swam with Dolphins in Zanzibar, very disappointing as they just swam off and I got proper sunburnt, the Safari before around Tanzania was good though.

If you go, wear a t-shirt or plenty of sunscreen (and I hate sunscreen!), Will is happy to apply it to your perineum The Absolute GOAT The Absolute GOAT
Dolphins aren't daft.
 
Before KO today

Forest to lose at home
Chelski and Woolwich to draw , resulting in us going into International break in 3rd spot .

Who'd have thought it would be ourselves to upset the applecart ?

We just seem to implode when given these opportunities .

Sadly , Spurs in a nutshell
I know our ever philosophical Ange will say alot about nothing in the league standings is important at this point. But honestly everyone in the whole universe knew we would be 3rd had all these results went our way, which they did, bar these complacent cunts.

The lads should have known. The manager should have known. 3rd going into international break with those previous losses could be so invigorating and morale boosting to face Citeh. But no, no one cares it seems. This fucking club doesn't care.

Disappointing is an understatement.
 
Choose Spurs. Choose a seat. Choose a stand. Choose a pizza. Choose a pint of overpriced beer. Choose a replica shirt, hat, half and half scarf, and garden gnome. Choose Levy, Ange Postegoclou and F1 go-karting-track. Choose the Skywalk. Choose an evening climb. Choose your hospitality level. Choose a track suit and backpack. Choose Spurs wallpaper in a range of patterns. Choose a loge and wondering who the fuck is that £50mn donkey we just bought. Choose sitting next to someone eating fudge cake, listening to a mind-numbing half time interview, stuffing fucking popcorn into your mouth. Choose wasting your life watching over paid primadonnas who don't really give a fuck pissing about pretending to play football, you're nothing more than an embarrassment to the legends who you have replaced. Choose your team. Choose Spurs. . ..
See you at the Fulham game mate? 😅
 
Have you turned into me?!

Swam with Dolphins in Zanzibar, very disappointing as they just swam off and I got proper sunburnt, the Safari before around Tanzania was good though.

If you go, wear a t-shirt or plenty of sunscreen (and I hate sunscreen!), Will is happy to apply it to your perineum The Absolute GOAT The Absolute GOAT

Was up at 330am to drive the length of Mauritius to go swimming with them at Le Morne.

As we were out early no other boats out and they pretty much just swam around playing and showing off. Was incredible. Got some amazing photos.

And I am afraid Mr Goat is not on my list of potential perenium rub receivers. It’s a very very select list tbh.
Sure he understands. He strikes me as a calm and gentle soul.
With gutting knives.
 
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