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Big Sky Spur said:
Was reading "Spurs Miscellany" by Powley and Cloake and came across a reference to "Tottenham Cake."

So I made one with my daughter. She demanded chocolate chips to make the "Tot-ham bird."

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used raspberries from the back yard instead of mulberries.

This cake was fucking delicious.

I realize this has nothing to do with West Ham, but quite frankly they don't deserve even a single forum page , let alone five, of attention. Cunts, all of them.

We are going to fucking smash them

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Soldado, Lamela, Eriksen........Davies (!)
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I think it's only fair that we even it out, so I would like to offer a picture of West Ham cake.

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[formation=4231, Lloris, Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Davies, Capoue, Holtby, Lamela, Eriksen, Lennon, Soldado][/formation]

I reckon the starting 11 will look something like this againt Wet Spam. Obviously this isn't what I'd call our best 11 but new players won't be implemented yet and a lot of the WC players need to ajust to training, not including Hugo and Jan though as they're a necessity.
 
philyjc said:
[formation=4231, Lloris, Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Davies, Capoue, Holtby, Lamela, Eriksen, Lennon, Soldado][/formation]

I reckon the starting 11 will look something like this againt Wet Spam. Obviously this isn't what I'd call our best 11 but new players won't be implemented yet and a lot of the WC players need to ajust to training, not including Hugo and Jan though as they're a necessity.
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I could live with that. Wouldn't be surprised if Ade is started ahead of Soldado or if Chadli comes on at 60.
 
Spuddy said:
I recently went to see a Lithuanian league match in Vilnius and they were selling tickets out of the back of a tiny car in front of the gates. :freund:
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Means they take off shortly after KO and you can't get in if you're running late (or if your friends inside with your ticket aren't picking up their phones).

Considering VMFD Žalgiris matches tend to have only a few thousand fans per match, they can afford one bored young woman in the back of a VW with a laser printer.

Everything about that stadium is pretty shit, but it's the best football stadium in Lithuania…
 
Éperons said:
Means they take off shortly after KO and you can't get in if you're running late (or if your friends inside with your ticket aren't picking up their phones).

Considering VMFD Žalgiris matches tend to have only a few thousand fans per match, they can afford one bored young woman in the back of a VW with a laser printer.

Everything about that stadium is pretty shit, but it's the best football stadium in Lithuania…
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Well, we got lucky then because we only just made it there in time for kick-off because we initially went to the wrong stadium which, apparently, had been abandoned a while ago!
 
Dawson is fine for this match, in fact it is a match he is normally designed for.

I'd like to see us have the stones to take the game to them. We gave them a birthday, Christmas and a first hand job last season....time to put them back in their little Primark box.

Ideally I'd prefer Ade to start but doubt he is fully fit yet. I'd even consider Kane before Soldado...
 
Some injury news for them:

The Hammers boss also has injury worries to contend with at the back. According to reports, Carl Jenkinson limped off early with a hamstring problem yesterday and could face a race against time to be fit for the start of the season. With Guy Demel also sidelined with a similar complaint, Allardyce may be forced to turn to Joey O’Brien if neither of the former pair prove their fitness in time.
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After the match, the Hammers boss confirmed he’s still in the market for a new forward. Allardyce, who has Andy Carroll sidelined for four months with ankle ligament damage, revealed new boy Enner Valencia is still far off the pace in terms of match fitness:

“I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Certainly while we’ve been here the Chairman has made enquiries, whether they can be finalised I won’t know until I get back. Everyone is working hard to bring in a new face to give us the opportunity to score the goals with the chances we’re creating. We’ve got Enner Valencia but obviously we need to do three weeks work with him before we consider him for the first team so we’ve got other players we hope will be successful on the front line in that time.”
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gibbs131 said:
He was sent off largely due to Rose being asleep and losing his man and Kaboul outstripped Rose for pace and was over stretched.

If Rose wasn't ball watching, we would not have been ripped apart by a hopefull ball.
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Rose was ball watching? Yeah right, next you'll be telling me Dawson is short on pace and BAE is prone to moments of casual play and suicidal turns and passes in his own box.
 
Expected team (slightly pessimistic), assuming Walker, Vertonghen, Capoue, Adebayor all injured/not 100% fit.

Lloris
Naughton - Kaboul - Dier - Rose
Holtby - Bentaleb
Lamela - Eriksen - Lennon
Soldado
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