You mean my iPhone ? I am so sorry Mr C. Please forgive my drunken shit from last night. I know I must aspire to your depths before I can call myself a knobber
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No, I'm a smart, well dressed geezer, and when I mention a woman, you go all melty mate. I can't help that. Some of us have had more than 25 girlfriends. Drop the accent mate, it doesn't work in London.
Right there Clashy. You know where I live. I know where you live. If every time you get fucked off your head you resort to "northern monkey" or "I lost my virginity before I was born you cunt" then please let me buy you that beer.
I'm a northern monkey, I was born in Batley as I explained. It doesn't hurt like a proper insult. Never bothered me mate. Don't get so fired up, it gives the impression folk are getting to you.
Batley? So you are a posh Yorkshireman. Respect.
Now you're in Ilford, come round any time you want. Heritage on the corner of Mora Road. Look forward to it.
Batley is full of Pakistani people now, but I said Batley, not Harrogate. And I moved to London when I was two.
Credibility both sides of the borders.
I will be there at high noon. Whistling the theme tune from Sesame Street. Dressed as big bird. I missed the real JC. Welcome back
Lol. MadYid. How's it hanging? Let's fuck shit up.
This needs "deal with it" glasses.
What fuckin borders?
No, I dare not say what is going on at the moment because
Boltonspur
will suggest I'm bullshitting. I'm in here with a film waiting to go, and she's out there tidying up a chilli I made earlier. Hash, bit of grass, and scented candles. Beer and wine. Safe.The North-South divide. The one that guys like you cross.
Well Mr. Boltonspur it's hanging abit to the left these days, I think it's all the wanking but it's still fully functional and big enough to get the job done.
How many times can I hit the funny button before the forum explodes.? Brother Clash- you are one hilarious cuntNo, I dare not say what is going on at the moment because
Nuff said.
no really my cock is quite lovely, it likes long walks on the beach, sunny days at the park and romantic comedies
does that sound like somethin you'd be into?
Mr Clash
I am very sorry for not being as funny as you.
I apologise for upsetting you-again.
& I am so sorry to hear that awful news that you were born in Yorkshite.