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Surely the most Woolwichy match is being knocked out before the quarter finals. Typical season ending in Feb and all that.
Buffon - OLD LOL
Alex Sandro - Fake Sandro
Khedira - Madrid reject (who we spanked)
Pjanic - Can't spell Panic properly
Matuidi - First name Blaise, sounds like a stripper
Douglas Costa - Named after a shit Coffee shop
Cuadrado - Chelsea reject
Dybala - Over-rated
Higuain - Fat fucker. Like Mido after a summer on the pies.
Chiellini - Looks like Alice the Goon from Popeye
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We would have to take out another non-homegrown player - Gazzaniga or N'Koudou being the likely candidates - as we don't have spaces left.
Juve fan comes in arrongantly, boasts, despises, runs out.
Why am I not surprised?
I've been thinking about this for several months now, wouldn't it be nice to have a Tottenham-Fiorentina twinship?
I have no idea how to get it done, but the two teams and fanbases have similar history and values (even though, at the moment, Spurs are certainly in a happier period than Fiorentina).
I like your style!Flights booked. Accommodation booked. Now to find two tickets. COYS
Your arse is the grass and we are the lawnmowers!You have no chance. Too strong for a weak team like yours. We are Juventus fc......... Buffon, Alex Sandro, khedira, Pjanic, Matuidi, Douglas Costa, Mandzukic, Cuadrado, Dybala, Higuain, Chiellini, Benatia, Lichtsteiner and a two great young talent like Bernardeschi and Pjaca. You'll try us next year.
You have no chance. Too strong for a weak team like yours. We are Juventus fc......... Buffon, Alex Sandro, khedira, Pjanic, Matuidi, Douglas Costa, Mandzukic, Cuadrado, Dybala, Higuain, Chiellini, Benatia, Lichtsteiner and a two great young talent like Bernardeschi and Pjaca. You'll try us next year.
Taking a look at who we could draw, this is my order of preference:
Bayern - I'd love to draw Bayern, they'd probably beat us but maybe not. The toughest draw we could get.
Juventus - Would love this fixture, although they are a bigger team I think we'd beat them and I would like to progress so I hope this is the draw we get.
Sevilla - Would be a nice draw. Winnable but decent enough opposition.
Basel - wouldn't be a bad draw, we'd be favorites but I actually think Basel are quite good and I'd prefer to play a bigger team.
Porto - Would be ok, but not as glamorous as some other ties.
Shakhtar - I always want to avoid this kind of fixture because of the distance and although they are not a bad team I'd rather draw a bigger name.
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Not to mention that Juve will be fully charged following their winter break (30th Dec - 21st Jan) too.
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Not to mention that Juve will be fully charged following their winter break (30th Dec - 21st Jan) too.
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N’Koudou to be replaced by Lamela is a no brainerWe would have to take out another non-homegrown player - Gazzaniga or N'Koudou being the likely candidates - as we don't have spaces left.