Re: Vertigo by John Crace Competition NOW OPEN!
It was Wednesday January 31st 2007. Semi Final 2nd Leg.
I was in a relationship and living with a girl, at her parents’ house, I had been with since I was 14 (I was 24 at the time). I had a really good relationship with the rest of the family, who are a really nicey, nicey kind of people that don't even swear! and a real strong bond with her father, who is a staunch Woolwich fan. He has 2 daughters and a homosexual son, so to him I was the 'son' he could banter with about football. I had planned to meet the lads at a nearby pub at 6ish for the game so I had an hour to kill before I left.
My GF was feeling frisky so we went upstairs and got at it, I was wearing my Spurs shirt ready for the pub and she agreed to put it on it as I doggy'd her.
A Couple of minutes later her Dad walks straight in on us and he goes fucking bezerk! Like I say, this family are so innocent I would doubt that they even thought we were EVER at it. - So.....not sure if it was just that she was wearing my Spurs shirt that made him go nuts to be honest!
Anyway, I quickly get dressed and make my exit to the pub, We lose 3-1. Cunts. Naturally I decided to stay in the pub all night and get cunted and what with the vision of me smashing his daughters back doors in whilst she wears my Spurs shirt firmly lodged in my GF dad's mind, I thought it would be a good idea to steer clear.
I stumble back to the house around 1am battered, and I genuinely have no excuses for what happens next...
I sneak upstairs to our bedroom and lift the lid of the washing basket and start pissing in it!! I look down and see that I am urinating on a Woolwich shirt! I slowly come round to what I am doing and jump back......right on the toes of my GF's Dad (who's bedroom I was really in). He kicks me out and I have to walk 2 miles to my parents house.
We broke up about 3 months later. It was depressing because 1. We lost in a semi final to them cunts 2. It was ultimately what led to our break up after 10 years and 3. Because I never got the chance to abuse that gooner cunt for having a gay son!
FUCK YOU, YOU HOMO PRODUCING CUNT. :beer:
Stevie
It was Wednesday January 31st 2007. Semi Final 2nd Leg.
I was in a relationship and living with a girl, at her parents’ house, I had been with since I was 14 (I was 24 at the time). I had a really good relationship with the rest of the family, who are a really nicey, nicey kind of people that don't even swear! and a real strong bond with her father, who is a staunch Woolwich fan. He has 2 daughters and a homosexual son, so to him I was the 'son' he could banter with about football. I had planned to meet the lads at a nearby pub at 6ish for the game so I had an hour to kill before I left.
My GF was feeling frisky so we went upstairs and got at it, I was wearing my Spurs shirt ready for the pub and she agreed to put it on it as I doggy'd her.
A Couple of minutes later her Dad walks straight in on us and he goes fucking bezerk! Like I say, this family are so innocent I would doubt that they even thought we were EVER at it. - So.....not sure if it was just that she was wearing my Spurs shirt that made him go nuts to be honest!
Anyway, I quickly get dressed and make my exit to the pub, We lose 3-1. Cunts. Naturally I decided to stay in the pub all night and get cunted and what with the vision of me smashing his daughters back doors in whilst she wears my Spurs shirt firmly lodged in my GF dad's mind, I thought it would be a good idea to steer clear.
I stumble back to the house around 1am battered, and I genuinely have no excuses for what happens next...
I sneak upstairs to our bedroom and lift the lid of the washing basket and start pissing in it!! I look down and see that I am urinating on a Woolwich shirt! I slowly come round to what I am doing and jump back......right on the toes of my GF's Dad (who's bedroom I was really in). He kicks me out and I have to walk 2 miles to my parents house.
We broke up about 3 months later. It was depressing because 1. We lost in a semi final to them cunts 2. It was ultimately what led to our break up after 10 years and 3. Because I never got the chance to abuse that gooner cunt for having a gay son!
FUCK YOU, YOU HOMO PRODUCING CUNT. :beer:
Stevie