This makes me think of a piece I saw on TV about British fans of the Cleveland Browns NFL team. My immediate thought was “oh no. You’re born a Browns fan. Nobody should be consciously choosing them.”
Some people just love to be miserable.
Not totally unrelated to how I became a Tottenham fan. My Mom's family are from Manchester and all love United and my Dad's family are from Essex and largely support Spurs. When I was a kid I came over the summer after United won the treble and Becks and Posh got married. Sealed it right there, that glamour shit was not for me.