Media Who Should Replace Old Jug Ears on MOTD?

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BBC Sport presenter whose 'boobs are so big they honk horn' shares car selfie

Premier Sports and BBC Sport favourite Emma Louise Jones posed for a car selfie after opening up about an unfortunate mishap involving her boobs and the steering wheel

www.dailystar.co.uk

Two great reasons...
(She already works at BBC) (She already has MOTD experience)

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Peter Crouch.

Could see them giving it to Judas in fear of being accused of racism though.

And for what it's worth, Steve Cogan should be presenting Top Gear in character of Alan Partridge.

 

[Airfixx]

And for what it's worth, Steve Cogan should be presenting Top Gear in character of Alan Partridge.

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Hahah...... I'd watch that! No doubt.

 

[Chevy5]

Max Headroom.

 

[Michaelspurs]

Will Smirh






He has big ears

 

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Kate Mason

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Added - As a cheapskate Freeview viewer, like I too have never heard of several of the people I'm adding, but if she's a Yid with normal ears, she qualifies.

 

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Apparently the only criteria is that they have to be an ex Spurs player?


Step forward Are-Sol!!

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Not quite - ex Spurs player/normal ears - those are the criteria.

As for your suggestion - jog on judas.

 

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Even though I've withdrawn my support, the excrement is still winning.

 

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BBC Sport presenter whose 'boobs are so big they honk horn' shares car selfie

Premier Sports and BBC Sport favourite Emma Louise Jones posed for a car selfie after opening up about an unfortunate mishap involving her boobs and the steering wheel

www.dailystar.co.uk

Two great reasons...
(She already works at BBC) (She already has MOTD experience)

Add to poll and give my vote.

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I'd add her twice if I could - added.

 

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Peter Crouch.

Could see them giving it to Judas in fear of being accused of racism though.

And for what it's worth, Steve Cogan should be presenting Top Gear in character of Alan Partridge.

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You know, much as I admire him for succeeding as a footballer despite his disabilities, I can't stand him on TV.
Not added, unless the petition reaches 100,000.

 

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Will Smirh






He has big ears

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Never heard of him. Sky Sports?

 

[The Absolute GOAT]

Laura Woods.

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Nice to look at but I don’t want to hear anything from her filthy gooner mouth

 

[Paul Gascoigne]

?????.......she's a gooner!!

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Are you telling me that you wouldn't like to fuck a gooner? She's got 2 votes from me !!

 

[Paul Gascoigne]

Anyway back to the poll. JJ already works for the BBC so this is as obvious as Poch being our next manager !!

 

[PointToPatrik]

Give the job to The Absolute GOAT .

He would do it with integrity and grace and do us proud.

 

[Hotspurpaul]

Are you telling me that you wouldn't like to fuck a gooner? She's got 2 votes from me !!

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Didn't say anything about shagging her....

 

[kingdawson]

You reckon they'll sack him?

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They're cunts if they sack him for that.

 

[Blanchflower]

They will obviously go with Alex Scott

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Gotta show some love for James Richardson and his wonderful puns.

The BBC catering budget would have to extend to a new dessert each week though.

 

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The small heap of excrement is leading by a nose.



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