Witty/Humorous player nicknames

[Radical Rei]

Aaron Lennon: Stretch
Peter Crouch: Nacho
Erik Lamela: Lucan
Luka Modric: Roland
Gilberto: God
Paulinho: Oh...
Andy Reid: Andy Feed
Chiriches: Fuck sake
Vinny Sideways: Vinny Sideways
Ginger Pele
Darren Bent: Sandra
Giovanni Dos Santos: Jonny Two Saints
Pavyluchenko: The Human Statue
Gomes: The Octopussy
Mido: Feedo

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I remember a lot of people calling Lamela, Lakeland since that's what autocorrect would aways change his name too.

 

[mistayif]

there was a guy on the podcast months ago who had loads of funny ones, one of the more memorable for me was harry class a cokane

 

[Furball man]

Anthony Gardener - Bambi

 

[TottenhamAberdeen]

We used to call Paul Moran Lemon ...... gedditt ...lemon meringue?

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His real nickname was Sparrow though.

 

[TottenhamAberdeen]

Young-Pyo Lee (BRUCEY).

 

[Mick Cooper]

What was it...... or do I have to google it?

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The only funny thing (I remember) was when he confessed to having been diagnosed with schizophrenia.
The home crowd would sing to him "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams......"