Or one 2 week long wankHave regular wanks - I do this, and it passes the time really well.
I can lift an ox with my right arm now
Can drop you some of my porn if you like
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Or one 2 week long wankHave regular wanks - I do this, and it passes the time really well.
I can lift an ox with my right arm now
Can drop you some of my porn if you like
Have regular wanks - I do this, and it passes the time really well.
I can lift an ox with my right arm now
Can drop you some of my porn if you like
You could always try bathing once in a while.
Route so it rhymes with "tout" and not "toot".
I obsessively correct it every time I here it, my Spanish wife does too now.
Americans use "drug" as the past participle of "drag"..."I drug my bag along the floor"Boils my piss when British people say/use the following, and it happens very frequently:
- Oriented rather than orientated
- Plow instead of plough
- Dove instead of dived
- Pronounce beta as “bayta”
- Pronounce omega as “oh-mayga”
Honestly that last one I even heard on a national TV advert selling some sort of Omega3 product. Made me feel sick. Did nobody edit/check before airing and say “hang on a minute mate, you’re English! Next you’ll be talking about sidewalks, elevators and faucets. Pronounce your words correctly!”
Now I’m fine with Americans having/using their own dialect, nothing against this at all, but protect our own fucking language will you.
Seems everyone learns English from YouTube these days, the English included.
Why don't you have courgettes and aubergines instead...Totes agree.
Also, the current price of gasoline boils my piss, and me new sneakers aren't a comfy fit. Enjoying a giant pack of ready salted chips from the loca liquor store though, so that's good.
Tell you what though, you see people's true colors on this forum sometimes in conversations like this.
Another thing that's annoying me - work parking lot is totally full, I mean like wtf man. And some douche was cycling on the sidewalk this morning. Grrrrr. Nearly threw my cell phone at the dweeb.
Anyhooooo, can't wait for the soccer to start back up again. Lets go you COYS.
Also, bit random, but I'm having zucchini and egg plant for tea tonight. Probably going to be disgusting so I might get a takeout.
Devolution would better describe it..!!I really have no problem with this. It seems to me to be little more than the continued evolution of our language.
Interesting also that you listed a couple of mispronounced Greek words as examples.Their β is actually pronounced "vee-ta" not "bee-ta" (and certainly not "bayta".
And vase pronounced Vayze...Route so it rhymes with "tout" and not "toot".
I obsessively correct it every time I hear it, my Spanish wife does too now.
We might be in "scon-scown" territory there.
The leeks get in the way sometimes…..
Allegedly depending on their size!!