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Yes, my damn son.
He’s seven years old and he’s been hanging out with some bad influences at school, he’s become a fookin goon.
A few weeks ago my wife forced me to take him to an arse game, never did I think that I would one day sit in the home seats of our rivals.
Crazy how life turns out sometimes.
A few weeks ago my wife forced me to take him to an arse game, never did I think that I would one day sit in the home seats of our rivals.
Yeah right, like that's going to happen!I would have put my foot down
No way would I have entered that fucking graveyard unless we were playing there
My son used to idolise Berba until he shit on us and then lost interest becoming a Rugby league fan
But back to the thread I have a mate who is a Spammer and detests the Dildo bros, Miss Piggy, the Stadium, Noble etc so I’m working on him!!!
Yeah right, like that's going to happen!
You - having a mate??
(KIDDDDIIINNNNNGGGG!!!)
The actual story of Henry Norris should be bad enough if you tell it properly.Use a bit of creativity, tell him Wenger killed Santa, or the ground is haunted, or their shirts are made from the blood of puppies. I'd never take my kid to that shit hole
Find your fucking balls man.Yes, my damn son.
He’s seven years old and he’s been hanging out with some bad influences at school, he’s become a fookin goon.
A few weeks ago my wife forced me to take him to an arse game, never did I think that I would one day sit in the home seats of our rivals.
Crazy how life turns out sometimes.
I don't have kids (yet), me and my wife would like to one day...I will be a very liberal parent, my future son/daughter could be into almost anything and I'd be fine with it, I don't care about their sexuality or gender identity or whatever, I'd be upset but supportive and OK with it if they simply weren't into football, the only thing I couldn't take is if they supported another club.Every girlfriend I've had has had to at least pretend they support Spurs. It's almost a dealbreaker.
I think my current missus used to support fucking Woolwich. But just like whether or not her exes were better in bed than me, it's a subject we never, ever broach.
I don't think I'm ever going to have children, but if I do the policy will be just like it was with my dad and my dad's dad: If you don't support Spurs you're out of the family.
People who aren't into football would probably think this is a bit pathetic. Fuck 'em!
I intend to do the same if I have a kid. I think I wouldn't risk getting them to support England as well. I'd fear the red thing might be too confusing at such an early age.Having your son support Woolwich is a big let down, sort that shit out.
My two girls have been trained from birth to support Spurs and boo whenever the goons or in fact any red team come on TV. The World Cup was a hilarious struggle for my youngest as she couldn't get her head around cheering for the red team.
My sister and her husband are pretty anti football, which is fine.
However their son is 9 years old and is influenced by his friends who like football.
I’m leaning heavily on him, but his friends are a micture of spurs and Woolwich fans!
Could go either way!
I’m favourite uncle though, might let it slip that day trips and Christmas presents will be curtailed if he goes down the wrong path.