Yeah, and put a golf ball in it 
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Criticism Would you now piss in Levy's pint if nobody was looking?
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I agree. You should be ashamed.
This is one of your kinks, isn’t it?
How many kinks do you think I have!!!
I only have 20 fingers and toes , so I had to stop counting
Cretinous thread, scraping the bottom of the barrel
That's not a bad pun for you Michael.
Mildly amusing.
Well done.
no pun - your post was facile and embarrassing
Grow up
I'd piss in his shampoo.
100% this ends in Levy’s goons manhandling you to your knees, whilst Levy has his back turned, looking out the executive box window down onto the floodlit pitch below, as a storm whirls around the stadium.
“Our guest must be thirsty. Let’s give him a drink”
His face remains emotionless as the sound of your gagging and spluttering is muffled only by the crack of lightning. He rests his hand on a briefcase with the £200m in he said he was going to spend on the squad.
“Did you really think this pathetic attempt would work? The funny thing is, I’d sooner drink piss then spend any actual money on this team. You fool.
Get him out of my sight”
wow John, is that your upper wit level?Oh look. Uncle Mick Grumpy has arrived in the thread
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