Vincent Janssen

[Bazali]

The best player for a midtable team. I would pick Lamela over him any day.

Maybe but it's close!

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

Squad Whatsapp group I imagine

I reckon they had one when AVB was there and when Sherwood took over he demanded entry into the WhatsApp group for the banter and all the banter stopped because he was the main victim so it all went awkward and quiet. Then they turned to club penguin...

 

[Colonel_K]

More stories of Janssen on his way. Send an escort to stop any Chav hijacking!

 

[Tomo]

More stories of Janssen on his way. Send an escort to stop any Chav hijacking!

Escort for Janssen. Flannerz got some contacts?

 

[1882]

More stories of Janssen on his way. Send an escort to stop any Chav hijacking!

Vincent Janssen is on his way to London for his Spurs medical.
Janssen’s move to Spurs will be completed in the next 24 hours,

Some mistake surely...
Unless 24 is the new 48???

 

[MKYid]

Some mistake surely...
Unless 24 is the new 48???

Hell yeah 24 is the new 48.

48 is like so 24 hours ago.

 

[pleb]

More stories of Janssen on his way. Send an escort to stop any Chav hijacking!

Janssen has 2people travelling with him apparentlt

 

[Macch]

Janssen has 2people travelling with him apparentlt

whats that mean?

2 girlfriends?

 

[pleb]

whats that mean?

2 girlfriends?

his agent and a az club rep

 

[Colonel_K]

Hurrah is today the day we find out that Vincent Janssen ends up signing for a n other London club?

Anyone keeping an eye out at Hotspur Way this morning?

 

[Attacking Midfielder]

Newspapers here in Holland say he is in London since yesterday evening. Vincent will get his medical check today!

 

[Smogz]

Better not be held up by a female fake taxi. Hate it when that happens, to others.

 

[Parklaneyido]

Hurrah is today the day we find out that Vincent Janssen ends up signing for a n other London club?

Anyone keeping an eye out at Hotspur Way this morning?

Surely this one is all sewn up........right guys???? ........ Guys????

 

[Colonel_K]

Surely this one is all sewn up........right guys???? ........ Guys????

Willain was halfway through is medical.

It's not done until we see Janssen and Poch sat in the white box of contract signing, shaking hands. Or Vince stood next to the chicken ball with scarf held aloft.

 

[Modder1440]

VJ reminds me of a young Robbie Keane.
Pros: intelligent movement, accurate shooting
Cons: Average pace, lack height to be target man (or lone striker)

 

[Colonel_K]

Bloody loves a photo this lad - he's going to get bored once the 1,000th fat 40 year old Spurs fan stops for a selfie though.

Perhaps he wants a job as a next model after his career has finished?

 

[1882]

whats that mean?

2 girlfriends?

1 Cup??
A good omen then for next seasons' trophy haul!!

 

[1882]

VJ reminds me of a young Robbie Keane.
Pros: intelligent movement, accurate shooting
Cons: Average pace, lack height to be target man (or lone striker)

Any chance we can avoid calling him VJ....?
Makes him sound like a vanereal disease!

 

[For better or worse]

Should have signed Chad Evans as a doppelganger, we could have swapped their phones and sent him to Chelski instead with a big bag of Roofies as a signing on bonus...

 

[Colonel_K]

Are we going to play guess the time that Janssen is revealed?

Bagsy 15:04 today.

Any chance we can avoid calling him VJ....?
Makes him sound like a vanereal disease!

Or that very millennial hipster 'Video Jockey' past time.

How about 'Super Janss' not to be mixed up with Super Jan. :vertna: