Tottenham's 17/18 Champions league campaign

[Chucklevision82]

:walker:

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

OUT OF NOWHERE!

 

[Mrs Perryman]

I really want to go to the away leg for this, hope I can get a ticket

 

[Airfixx]

Surely the most Woolwichy match is being knocked out before the quarter finals. Typical season ending in Feb and all that.

Fine with that too.

 

[Bill Madrid]

Buffon - OLD LOL
Alex Sandro - Fake Sandro
Khedira - Madrid reject (who we spanked)
Pjanic - Can't spell Panic properly
Matuidi - First name Blaise, sounds like a stripper
Douglas Costa - Named after a shit Coffee shop
Cuadrado - Chelsea reject
Dybala - Over-rated
Higuain - Fat fucker. Like Mido after a summer on the pies.
Chiellini - Looks like Alice the Goon from Popeye

Mandzukic - 27 pts + Triple word score + 50 pt bonus = 131 points

 

[94Spurs94]

Can Lamela be added to the CL squad?

We would have to take out another non-homegrown player - Gazzaniga or N'Koudou being the likely candidates - as we don't have spaces left.

 

[Kekerinho]

Pretty excited for this.

*But it's in February you jackass*

 

[Rufio]

Flights booked. Accommodation booked. Now to find two tickets. COYS

 

[benjomess]

Juve fan comes in arrongantly, boasts, despises, runs out.
Why am I not surprised?


I've been thinking about this for several months now, wouldn't it be nice to have a Tottenham-Fiorentina twinship?
I have no idea how to get it done, but the two teams and fanbases have similar history and values (even though, at the moment, Spurs are certainly in a happier period than Fiorentina).

I absolutely love Fiorentina and the city of Florence as a whole, so I'm happy to second this.

 

[pleb]

Flights booked. Accommodation booked. Now to find two tickets. COYS

I like your style!

 

[pleb]

You have no chance. Too strong for a weak team like yours. We are Juventus fc......... Buffon, Alex Sandro, khedira, Pjanic, Matuidi, Douglas Costa, Mandzukic, Cuadrado, Dybala, Higuain, Chiellini, Benatia, Lichtsteiner and a two great young talent like Bernardeschi and Pjaca. You'll try us next year.

Your arse is the grass and we are the lawnmowers!

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

You have no chance. Too strong for a weak team like yours. We are Juventus fc......... Buffon, Alex Sandro, khedira, Pjanic, Matuidi, Douglas Costa, Mandzukic, Cuadrado, Dybala, Higuain, Chiellini, Benatia, Lichtsteiner and a two great young talent like Bernardeschi and Pjaca. You'll try us next year.

Wanna bet?

Probably not. You prefer to know the outcome first don’t you.

 

[SouthCoastSpur]

Not overly disappointed with the draw. Feel we will turn up and play better against Juventus than if we had drawn Porto or Basel.

 

[benjomess]

I need to know - are there genuit Spurs fans who have been with us for more than 18 months who aren't happy with the draw? I mean, really?!

 

[benjomess]

As another aside, looking forward to seeing Buffon in the flesh. Legend that won't be around much longer. Interested to see his reaction to Kane thrusting at him after a hat trick.

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Taking a look at who we could draw, this is my order of preference:
Bayern - I'd love to draw Bayern, they'd probably beat us but maybe not. The toughest draw we could get.
Juventus - Would love this fixture, although they are a bigger team I think we'd beat them and I would like to progress so I hope this is the draw we get.
Sevilla - Would be a nice draw. Winnable but decent enough opposition.
Basel - wouldn't be a bad draw, we'd be favorites but I actually think Basel are quite good and I'd prefer to play a bigger team.
Porto - Would be ok, but not as glamorous as some other ties.
Shakhtar - I always want to avoid this kind of fixture because of the distance and although they are not a bad team I'd rather draw a bigger name.

Only just saw the draw. Well, I'm happy with that!

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Shame the others (apart from Chelsea) got quite easy draws.

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Not to mention that Juve will be fully charged following their winter break (30th Dec - 21st Jan) too.
:avbfacepalm:

My predictions:
1-0
0-10
20-0
0-30 (just the first leg)

Not to mention that Juve will be fully charged following their winter break (30th Dec - 21st Jan) too.
:avbfacepalm:

I'm not worried about the Woolwich game, they'll have one eye on their Europa League game, only way they'll even win a European trophy (assuming it's the same week - might not be). Though to be fair the Europa is decent this year, the teams left and CL dropouts are mostly pretty good.

 

[mouse]

Another reason to beat these



Cunt

Bench warming cunt.

It fills me with immense satisfaction to know that all the gobby Woolwich players down the years have all faded away to nothing.

Where the fuck is Pingpong nowadays?

 

[Mariner]

We would have to take out another non-homegrown player - Gazzaniga or N'Koudou being the likely candidates - as we don't have spaces left.

N’Koudou to be replaced by Lamela is a no brainer