Really enjoyed reading this thread (you old fucks). Class.
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Mansfield away.
It was pissing down all day. Me and my lot bought black plastic bin bags from a local shop who thought we were barking to keep us dry making holes in the top and sides for our heads and arms. But we hadn't got 5 mins up the road before the old bill rocked up and told us to take them off. No idea to this day what was wrong with that!
Anyway it was lashing down and there was no way we were going in the open away end. So me and a couple of others went in the home end. When we realised were were the only Spurs in there were gave a sob story to the steward about accidentally going in the wrong end and he just let us climb over the wall and left us to our own devices.
We decided to go in the side stand where the TV filmed the game from. We went for a piss where the toilets were already ankle deep in urine and when we came out some of our older lot were having a set to with some Mansfield.
Me and my mate joined in the fray but after about a minute we realised the others had fucked off and we were on on our tod. We beat a hasty retreat to be chased up the stairs to the stand.
The stairs split into a Y shape and luckily their lead protagonist tripped at the top step where they spilt giving us enough time to make our escape. At the top of the steps were the aforementioned older lot (probably early/mid twenties in reality) who we quickly mingled with and who thought it was most amusing.
Later on near the end of the game we moved to a position in front of the directors box where General Burkinshaw and some players were sitting (no idea why they were there and not in the dugout? Probably to keep dry!). They studiously ignored us.
I was in the home end at Mansfield, in fact there was quite a few of us as we didn't want to get soaked. Never had a problem there. We all went mad when Hoddle equalised, no one had a go at us. Mind you it was most of the coach 'chaps' in there.
One of the few games where we got there really early, I remember we even had a drink in the pub before the game. Then we played it cool getting in their end going in, in ones and twos. Mainly did it to keep dry more than looking for trouble.I wish I had known that! Thought we were on our Jack Jones and ducked out sharpish.
Don't you dare stop writing !Yes, despite the media spin about the loveable scousers you really had to ha e your wits about you up there.
Got a story about our trip up there when we lost 7-0. Maybe later, I am probably getting in everyones thruppeny bits by now.
Don’t mate. We need cheering up.I will leave the Pat Jennings testimonial story til another day I think.
Don’t mate. We need cheering up.
That’s unless you can’t type through the tears after that shambles today against that pile of shit.
Oh yes! They were playing up at Liverpool street and on the trains into White Hart Lane. There was a huge firm of Spurs in the bank on the corner. The fat gits got off and were singing their heads and being lairy. Then they got surrounded by the huge Tottenham firm by the garage on Whitehall St. Suddenly they weren't as mouthy and a few took a slap. Their seaburn casuals were up by Scotland Green but were terrorised by the two Spurs mobs in the Vic and the Two Brewers. They should have spoken to their dads and asked them how they got on at Tottenham in the past.Just wondering if it was any of the old guard on here who were having a swan song against Plod on the High Road on the last day of the season v Sunderland in the year 2000?
Oh yes! They were playing up at Liverpool street and on the trains into White Hart Lane. There was a huge firm of Spurs in the bank on the corner. The fat gits got off and were singing their heads and being lairy. Then they got surrounded by the huge Tottenham firm by the garage on Whitehall St. Suddenly they weren't as mouthy and a few took a slap. Their seaburn casuals were up by Scotland Green but were terrorised by the two Spurs mobs in the Vic and the Two Brewers. They should have spoken to their dads and asked them how they got on at Tottenham in the past.
The mouthy fuckers deserved it for me. Where did they think they were? Coventry? Southampton? woolwich? Cheeky slags.I remember it going off on the High Road after the game, glass flying everywhere. Sunderland lot fled and Spurs were left to fight with just old Bill. Plod drove a paddy wagon into middle of the Spurs agro but couldn't get out the van and a bunch of 40 year old blokes started to rock the side of the van trying to tip it over.
I remember laughing at a mackham who was sat on his arse with blood pissing out nose complaining about Southern Softies. I saw a lot of blood soaked Sunderland fans that day on the way home on the bus and train.
First game I realised that we probably weren't going to win every Cup Final we played. I hate Whelan to this day.The second leg (replay) of the final they were directly above us as they couldn’t shift all their allocation presumably.
Mad it was
A few battles
None of them came down into us, but vice versa
Liverpool league cup final was mad outside
How we lost that I don’t know.
We outplayed them only to get held up and robbed at closing time
That weasel Whelan.
One funny think I witnessed at WHU away in 2009 (we won 2-1). After the game me and a mate, his kid and Mrs were queuing up outside the tub station and we heard all this commotion and shouting at the top of the road.
Anyway a minute later this twenty something Yid (young but huge) came walking down followed by 3 hammers giving him loads of verbal. The one at the front was bizarrely holding a plate of chips. The young Yid suddenly did an about turn, went into them and gave chip boy a right hander. He ended up on his arse, still holding his chips with loads of claret coming out of his firemans. The Yid just sauntered off.
It was an absolute picture.