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Ex-Spurs Player Benoit Assou-Ekotto’s Hair to Win ratio

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Someareteeth

So many secret societies, so little time
Apologies if already posted, but I thoroughly enjoyed this blog post about our win ratio and BAE's hair:

"Though the results don’t say much as for whether or not my “Afro Theory or Relativity”™ is correct, we do in fact remain undefeated with the fro in. We have only 6 less points with it, in less than half as many games played than with the bun."

http://onlyonehotspur.tumblr.com/post/18370097597/benoit-assou-ekottos-hair-to-win-ratio

:bae:
 
I ran some crude numbers last season on the hair. Corn rows were far more dangerous than the bun. In fact the bun was abysmal. This year he changed it around even sporting a buns/braid look.

On November 21st, 2011 he unleashed a magical coif against Aston Villa.

The Fro, aka "The Nuclear Option" as I like to call it, was a dangerous gambit.

You risk looking a fool if you get rinsed on the wing, but if you pull it off, as BAE has done, you are LEGEND.
 
Big Sky Spur said:
I ran some crude numbers last season on the hair. Corn rows were far more dangerous than the bun. In fact the bun was abysmal. This year he changed it around even sporting a buns/braid look.

On November 21st, 2011 he unleashed a magical coif against Aston Villa.

The Fro, aka "The Nuclear Option" as I like to call it, was a dangerous gambit.

You risk looking a fool if you get rinsed on the wing, but if you pull it off, as BAE has done, you are LEGEND.

Sounds hair enough to me
 
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