Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

[Cravenspurs]

With you on shifting out the Moura's, Lamela's, I just don't see the point of wasting 13m (26m for two years) a year bringing a player who's 31, barely had a decent game in 4 years and is sure to spend at least a third of his 250k weeks playing ESPN Golf in the medical unit. And his lack of effort off the ball won't suit Mourinho or any modern coach we bring in when Mourinho hopefully fucks off,

If we want attacking pace, technique and directness, we could get that "now" from players like Eze and Stengs - who are already better "now" than the likes of Moura, Lamela and co, and their combined wages would be about half and have huge potential future upside.

I think this is more of PR move with the hope of a couple of brilliant moments. Will add a lot of pressure onto Jose as well.

Oh and WINNING MENTALITY!!!!!!

We will now have a WC winning captain, a winner of 3 4 CLs, a Winner of the EL, a winner of the EPL, and of course, a manager with a CV to make anyone jealous. So we are a club of winners now.

 

[Radical Rei]

 

[ThePreacher]

Maybe we can ask Gareth to pay some of it...

Levy should get him a discount membership at Wentworth, a caddie and golf cart as an incentive.....

 

[Spaniel]

Apparently Bale has reduced his wage demands to £250k a week

How's he going to live?

 

[Jay Ban]

Perhaps he’ll take number 16, the number he had when he first joined in 2007? Would be pretty nostalgic.

I would hope he takes number 3. Every time he touches the ball, I would want to scream “Taxi for Maicon”

 

[Igula]

So 23 years old is no longer young for a centre back?

I have no idea if he's good but seems to have good physical characteristics and if we are going for a back 3 we need more bodies in there.

He'll be 24 in November, its not old but I am not sure there are a lot of guys that go from being not close to PL ready to PL starters after the age of 24.

This guy is 6 months younger than Davison Sanchez for example and a year older than Foyth and 6 months older than Ruben Dias at Benfica who would be a starter if we brought him in now.

I don't see why we would sell Foyth and buy this guy for the same or more money. Its hard to believe he will be better than Foyth now or in the future.

 

[InBK]

How's he going to live?

Perhaps Dele can teach Gareth how to make beans.

 

[Joshking5]

How's he going to live?

He’ll cut back on the horse tail cranium implants and limit his Golf training to 6 times a week.

 

[AlabamaSpur]

tottenhamhotspur.com won't load... just sayin

 

[Cravenspurs]

Look's quite a handful, quick, two footed, confident, tricky and very skillful.

Jose will soon slap that out of him.............

So funny that everyone is hyped about this guy, which I am too, but half of y'all claimed KWP was too slight to play in the league. This dude is 5'10" and KWP is 5'9".

This doesn't mean they are the same player BTW. Sergio is much faster, more attack minded, and seasoned, but he is basically the same frame that many wrote off with KWP.

 

[ILSpur]

I would hope he takes number 3. Every time he touches the ball, I would want to scream “Taxi for Maicon”

Please no. That reminds me too much of that cringe Adam Richman.

 

[prinmemo]

What a beautiful left foot.

Maybe it’s just me, but why do kicks look better coming from a left foot?

 

[AlabamaSpur]

So funny that everyone is hyped about this guy, which I am too, but half of y'all claimed KWP was too slight to play in the league. This dude is 5'10" and KWP is 5'9".

KWP was also dumber than a bag of hammers. This guy has 38 starts for Sevilla last year and was on the Europa League's all tournament team

 

[Spaniel]

Levy has been sighted in Watford.
Bale rumours are all a smoke screen to confuse his rivals,so he is free to bring in a true footballing legend.

You mean a true footballing bellend don't you?

 

[Stag]

tottenhamhotspur.com won't load... just sayin

must be everyone rushing to get their 20% off a polo shirt, according to the club email I just got

 

[VonnegutBusy]

It's silly how much better Reguilon is than Davies.

What an upgrade.

 

[Cravenspurs]

KWP was also dumber than a bag of hammers. This guy has 38 starts for Sevilla last year and was on the Europa League's all tournament team

I just added a bit more to that original comment in response to these types of replies. I am not saying they are the same player, but many said KWP would never make it because of his frame.

And KWP involvement in top-flight games was down to our mismanagement. Not his ability.

 

[Johnboy40]

I'm pretty confident that if I put golf balls, hair bands and a Wales shirt at the points of a pentagram, i can summon Bale directly to us.

That, or Baphomet's Welsh cousin, which is just as good really.

Baphomets Welsh cousin is called Baaaaaaaphomet.

 

[Sir Archibald Crooks]

I think this is more of PR move with the hope of a couple of brilliant moments. Will add a lot of pressure onto Jose as well.

Oh and WINNING MENTALITY!!!!!!

We will now have a WC winning captain, a winner of 3 CLs, a Winner of the EL, a winner of the EPL, and of course, a manager with a CV to make anyone jealous. So we are a club of winners now.

Yep if these 2 happen and hopefully a decent striker there are zero excuses to serve up what we've witnessed in the last 10 months. If you cant make a good, entertaining, winning side with Lloris, Doherty, Requilon, Lo Celso, Ndombele, Son, Bale, Kane, Bergwijn at your disposal then your toast.

 

[doost8]

Wales, Spurs, Golf, in that order.

Not a chance we're taking that top spot.

I wonder what the social media team has planned for Bale, I assume some form of shithousery is in the works. Reveal on a golf course? A Wales, Spurs, Golf flag that would be just amazing.