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They're the biggest joke in football. What a fucking clown show.
Cavani is gonna cost em 30m over 2 years... their main right wingers are some Ivorian kid and a Uruguayan farmer aged 18...
If they'd done this 15 years ago, pre insane Sky money, they'd legit have pulled a Leeds. Sucks you can't do it anymore really.
"All in!" Ed Woodward loudly proclaims as he flips his cards over at the poker table. Only to reveal that they are Pokémon cards.
What happened to that pacey winger they bought, that everyone went crazy over? Was he called James? I seem to remember he was super fast, but I can't even remember his name now!
I’m sure he will have a good look at the U23 and academy players. Williams, Tuanzebe and Fosu-Mensah for example.
Imagine being in their U-23s and a winger, then seeing United bought for a shitload of money basically a kid from Atalanta to take the position you've been fighting for.
whos is jacob?
Maguire
Turns out Mourinho was right about Shaw, their board & 2nd being unbelievable
You can't make this up
Apologies if it's already been posted, but this is some peak United-cunt-pain.
For anyone unaware, the particularly emotional gentleman is the only United fan in the room.
For anyone unaware, the particularly emotional gentleman is the only United fan in the room.
I used to watch him for PSG the amount of big chances he would fuck up was amazing, that being said his movement was good he would always get in position to fuck up.
Yup. If Kane was through one on one with the keeper, and the opposition CB could take him out for a red card, then the opposition coach would doubtless scream at his player to foul him.
With Cavani, I'm sure the coach would rather keep 11 men on the pitch and take their chances on Cavani blasting the ball into the stand.
When he was hot, Cavani could look near unplayable. But that training ground shot is no aberration.
Please Poch don’t go there
Go to anywhere in Europe for 2 or 3 years and then come back to Spurs
The United melt down is far more enjoyable this time as our manager being touted to them is not happening this time.
Yet.....
Yet.....