That's basically the reason we bought Lamela and Sissoko for then club record fees.
So that we could give Lamela 2 contracts to use him in a swap deal 8 years later.
Oh, and make Sissoko one of our highest paid players - twice - only to flog him, what, 4-5 years down the line for just below 10% of what we paid ...
... and all of it still being promoted as proof that this is in fact a good transfer window since we cut some players we didn't want.
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How. How did we get here. Here, where we honestly believe these tings.
It's the Stockholm syndrome.