January 2022 - Transfer Window

[The Mercurial No.10]

Other clubs must look at our transfer strategy and laugh. Anybody else get embarrassed when we drag out transfers and another club comes in and has it done in days?

They likely pay more to the clubs, players and agents than poor little Spurs do.

 

[Notabadsquad]

Do it…..if true

Yep agree.

Show some intent or risk complete collapse of any semblance of optimism that Conte has brought to the club.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

 

[prinmemo]

The club and the fans need to lower expectations regarding signing players.
We're not in a position financially or competitively to go and get the Diaz' of the world.
What we need is the tier below. We need decent players with GREAT attitudes, who can help push us on a bit in the short to medium term.

If we keep wasting time trying and failing to sign the likes or Diaz we're going home alone for a wank over babestation at 2am

We need to sign a few players like Sonny.

 

[Herclueless]

Negative?

Haha, I bet we sent SHitchen out to woo him and when Kessie asked him how he was for small talk, Steve started droning on about how he hates January...

 

[Fat Abbot]

Jesus, they’re really piling it on us today.

 

[Jaynola]

Levy offered to pay him in beetcoins. It's like bitcoins, only it's beetroot slices instead. Levy assured him it was a winner, but Kessie wasn't sold

 

[Sir Archibald Crooks]

Negative?

Haha, I bet we sent SHitchen out to woo him and when Kessie asked him how he was for small talk, Steve started droning on about how he hates January...

Hitchen strikes me as someone that would turn up in Italy to meet with Milan in socks and sandals with his duty free bottles clanking in a plastic bag.

 

[Herclueless]

Yep agree.

Show some intent or risk complete collapse of any semblance of optimism that Conte has brought to the club.

You really reckon Jed Spence is going to cut it as a signal of intent?

The guy who's so good that Middlesbrough loaned him out to a Championship rival?

 

[Boltonspur]

 

[coughymachine]

Maybe this low-budget version is a better fit for our transfer windows: "We Won't Eat Prunes Again"

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

9th in the Deloitte money league but we can't compete for transfers?

Spursy finance.

 

[ILSpur]

Logged in this morning to see 43 pages since I last looked yesterday, and figured there was finally something to get excited about.



The key is to not expect anything. It makes the process so much easier.

 

[Go on son]

The club can request that the player uses Mendes to finalise the deal. The player doesn't have to agree.

It happens all the time, especially with Mendes and Raiola,who have friends in high places like Fabio & Leonardo to help them make easy money...in return for a nice kickback.

Well it seems like mendes fucked the diaz deal up

 

[Tomo]

I would have no qualms with Conte walking if we don’t improve the squad

Problem is it won’t lead to Lewis selling and fucking off it will just lead to us becoming Everton but with much more expensive tickets. Conte going would be the end of any chance to be decent.

 

[Barmby]

 

[Jaynola]

Well it seems like mendes fucked the diaz deal up

If you genuinely believe that, then you're playing into Levy's hand. Mendes would only have been at the table at the request of the buying club ie Spurs. They're the ones always acting their own, peculiar way in transfer dealings. Which has cost us again and again...AND AGAIN. But if course Levy wants you to think it's someone else's fault...Porto,Liverpool, Mendes, the player...

 

[justin]

Still fuck all

 

[Kane you believe it]

Owners are so lucky we don't have a match this weekend.

Can you imagine the atmosphere at the stadium.

This will all be forgotten by Brighton (hope I'm wrong)

 

[FightingIllini]

Why the hell did Boro loan Spence within the Championship?

And this means he couldn’t join us this season?