Norwich (A) - Final game of the season - 22/05 - 4pm KO

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Definition of a “first 30 min” game. If we stomp them early like Leeds and Everton, they’ll give up and we’ll cruise. But if they start creating chances and the crowd gets into it we’re in for a nervy 90.
 
Please no red card

Remember that dreadful game at Bournemouth 2019, we battered them but still 0-0 then Son got a red on HT, and then Foyth too start of 2nd half. Lost to an added time goal. Fluked 4th spot after Hughton's Brighton got a result at Goons. Was convinced we'd blown it.
 
He did 3 months ..must have barely learned how to march. Wouldn't fancy his chances against an Egyptian street kid or some Portuguese guy who seems to work out every hour that he is awake
Really? In 3 months I learned how to
  1. operate and maintain 4 section weapons,
  2. Fire them with accuracy
  3. How to fire an anti tank rocket (without soiling myself in the process)
  4. Prepare and throw grenades (as above)
  5. every part of the British army drill manual (less funeral drill),
  6. Bull boots
  7. Press and clean military uniforms for parades
  8. how to pass the army basic fitness test,
  9. the army battlefield fitness test,
  10. defend a position,
  11. assault a position,
  12. Organise and effect an ambush at night
  13. battlefield first aid,
  14. NBC drills,
  15. close quarter combat drills,
  16. urban warfare
and how to find the troop OC's fucking dog when it knobbed off.

I would have felt more than confident in taking on an Egyptian street kid and ponce from Madeira

PS - I wasn't even in the feckin' infantry - I was going to be a radio engineer in the Royal Signals
 
Definition of a “first 30 min” game. If we stomp them early like Leeds and Everton, they’ll give up and we’ll cruise. But if they start creating chances and the crowd gets into it we’re in for a nervy 90.

Lost 4-0 to West Ham - 12m 30m 45m 65m
Lost 3-0 to Leicester - 54, 62, 70
Lost 3-0 to Newcastle - 35, 41, 49

They seem to like conceding goals in quick succession. If we get one, we'll score another one or two within 15 minutes.

Not sure our nerves could quite handle it, but wouldn't it be finny if Arse are winning and we're losing only for us to do another Leicester and turn it around at the death.
 
Not sure our nerves could quite handle it, but wouldn't it be finny if Arse are winning and we're losing only for us to do another Leicester and turn it around at the death.
Are you a fucking masochistic psychopath or something?????

I want us to be 5-0 up at half time and then I’m on the Havana club 7 Anos with a Cohiba in the other hand for the whole of the second half.

That is my idea of a good time. Not shitting it for 93 minutes…….
 
Lost 4-0 to West Ham - 12m 30m 45m 65m
Lost 3-0 to Leicester - 54, 62, 70
Lost 3-0 to Newcastle - 35, 41, 49

They seem to like conceding goals in quick succession. If we get one, we'll score another one or two within 15 minutes.

Not sure our nerves could quite handle it, but wouldn't it be finny if Arse are winning and we're losing only for us to do another Leicester and turn it around at the death.
Maybe for you.

I'd be mid heart attack...
 
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