PL title:TFC forfeits

[Matt1882]

Ugh fine. Since no one is willing to fall on this grenade and you all have twisted my arm, I'll be the one to take Laura Woods out to a nice dinner to take her mind off the absolute smashing we gave the scum all season.

You take her to dinner.
I'll make her want to forget everything .

 

[cretinousgoat]

Call cretinousgoat Daddy every time I spoke to him

Omg.



Whooooose you’re daddy?!

 

[oldwiltshireyid]

Wear a ginger syrup for a day

Whats your colour at the moment?

 

[Sobie]

Omg.



Whooooose you’re daddy?!

 

[Mrs Perryman]

I said I would get another one if we won the CL that season. I could do that if we win the Leaugue but it's not really a forfeit.

it would be for me!!

 

[stevee]

Wear a ginger syrup for a day

 

[BernardMatthews]

OK, when we win the title next season who is prepared to do what?

Been thinking about this today. There is no way I would ever wear a Woolwich, West Ham or Chelsea shirt for a day.

Fancy dress to a game? Streak around your block?
Vote Conservative/Labour?

Needs more thought!

What will you do when we win the title? Evidence may be required.

I will grow a Chrissy waddle mullet the following season.

Was a thing of beauty. Worth the effort.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

I would change my name to Antonio

More of a forfeit if you changed it to Antonia

 

[Fat Abbot]

Omg.



Whooooose you’re daddy?!

A bit premature, buddy!


…. Just like when you’re with those wrestling ladies

 

[CollyQC]

Omg.



Whooooose you’re daddy?!

I'd say you needed fresh underpants after reading that

 

[Bazali]

Funny, but such a weird a thing to come up with .

You mean that you’ve never been tempted???

 

[Bazali]

Omg.



Whooooose you’re daddy?!

She meant ‘Grandaddy’!

 

[Bill Madrid]

Got to be something you haven't done before

Give a woman real pleasure?

:contefacepalm:

 

[Sobie]

Give a woman real pleasure?

:contefacepalm:

Should update the criteria to something you haven't done but are capable of

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Give a woman real pleasure?

:contefacepalm:

 

[cretinousgoat]

I'd say you needed fresh underpants after reading that

I wasn’t wearing any

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

Sorry.

No need to apologise Funny trumped weird

 

[Sean]

I wasn’t wearing any

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

Whats your colour at the moment?

Depends if I forgot to apply suntan lotion ,so red at present

 

[Bazali]

Depends if I forgot to apply suntan lotion ,so red at present

Blame it on the red wine