Just woke up in the middle of the night in a cold, terrifying sweat thinking about how far the opposition will stand off an Adama/Emerson right wing. Each player will be given 20 yards of space to cross the ball. They will average 9.73 turnovers per match and complete 0.34 successful crosses combined. It will be the least successful interplay in England since they tried to sell us on Pippa and Kate Middleton.
I can’t believe we are seriously considering this guy. At Barça he was immediately sussed out, back off him and wall him off with two men. Make him beat you with an early cross, keep him wide. He will slow down our play, make crap decisions, and put forth brainless passing and lose the ball 15 times per match.
No other big club would dare sign him. Why oh why are we doing this???