Imagine him, feet up, bumper bag of McCoys on his belly, sweating, 40 degrees, beanie hat on (Ndombele ... not Ange ... well, maybe not...)

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Imagine him, feet up, bumper bag of McCoys on his belly, sweating, 40 degrees, beanie hat on (Ndombele ... not Ange ... well, maybe not...)
I don’t think he was anywhere near Luka. Luka has eyes in the back of his head and could glide by players in his early days with us. He also used his smaller frame perfectly. His passing is still on another level,never flustered and controls games with utter ease.In terms of talent he had much more than Modric actually.
I mean he had pretty much all thad Luka have and had, but on top of that he had bigger frame and ability to physically hold off number of players and to really change direction shaprly with just a drop of his shoulder. Plus he also had goals in him.
But Luka always was role model professional in every possible way.
It is combination of talent x application. Ndombellyfat had absolutely ridiciulous amount of talent, but 0 application. But when you multiply it with 0, then result is 0. And he is absolute zero, while Luka totally earned his Ballon do'r and legend status.
I don’t think he was anywhere near Luka. Luka has eyes in the back of his head and could glide by players in his early days with us. He also used his smaller frame perfectly. His passing is still on another level,never flustered and controls games with utter ease.
Luka’s name shouldn’t be used in the same sentence when that joke of a footballer is mentioned.
He must be running low on Whoppers 3 years in to the contract.£52,000,000 over 5 years
That's 8,681,135 Burger King Whoppers
I assume that there may be some sort of professionality clause that they could try to invoke.Unless there's a break clause in the contract Galatasery are stuck with him for the season.
Even if they fuck him off, they still have to pay him and us.
I’ve thought about this before too. Players have everything at their disposal nowadays as a professional footballer at the top level. There is no excuse to be overweight. He’s either a complete and utter lazy bastard or he’s got issues.There simply has to be mental health problems with this lad.
His behaviours don’t make any rational sense.
6kg overweight even for an amateur sportsman is pretty bad. He will have access to the very best dieticians and fitness coaches.
If not, then he should burn in hell for wasting a God given talent through laziness.
He just maybe doesn’t give a fuck and seeing out this contract then retireHe's a multi millionaire. He won't have another financial worry for the rest of this life so we can call him every name under the sun, he won't give a toot I'm guessing
if you think this fat lazy streetballer has more talent than modric then you dont understand what a talented footballer actually is. one has supreme football I.Q and the other is a street baller who can pull off the occasional trick. if ndombele had a fraction of modric's talent hed still be useful even while being a fat piece of shit.In terms of talent he had much more than Modric actually.
I mean he had pretty much all thad Luka have and had, but on top of that he had bigger frame and ability to physically hold off number of players and to really change direction shaprly with just a drop of his shoulder. Plus he also had goals in him.
But Luka always was role model professional in every possible way.
It is combination of talent x application. Ndombellyfat had absolutely ridiciulous amount of talent, but 0 application. But when you multiply it with 0, then result is 0. And he is absolute zero, while Luka totally earned his Ballon do'r and legend status.
There simply has to be mental health problems with this lad.
His behaviours don’t make any rational sense.
6kg overweight even for an amateur sportsman is pretty bad. He will have access to the very best dieticians and fitness coaches.
If not, then he should burn in hell for wasting a God given talent through laziness.