Fish and chips are the most edible thing in the British "cuisine". It's not that good, but it's better than all the other absolute bullshit you eat.
Jellied eels, no.
Spotted dick, no.
Black pudding, no.
Scones, eh.
Steak and kidney pie, ok.
Shepherd's ok.
Pie and mash, gross mess.
Scones, not really good.
Beans don't go on toast.
Your crisp flavors are shit.
The tea is good - it's not really yours, you stole it.
There's a reason why no matter where you are in the world you can find Italian restaurants, French restaurants, Greek restaurants, Spanish restaurants, Mediterranean restaurants, Indian restaurants, Mexican restaurants, American burgers BBQ etc....and "Irish" pubs which serve fish and chips. Because it's the only thing in your diet anyone else wants to eat. Because your food is utter bullshit.